Holy shit. I'll be in my bunk. (In my bunk, shopping for ONE MILLION bottles of imaginary perfume. DO YOU HEAR ME SLIMY AD-DUDES? ONE MILLION BOTTLES!)
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I would bang him like a screen door in a hurricane. And now, back to my classy, housewifey self.
This dude is super duper attractive. Do you think she'd mind if I borrow him for a little while?
In August of last year, I emailed my friend, the awesome Katie J.M. Baker, to see about pitching a story to Jezebel.…
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I'm pretty sure that the only thing on this earth that I love more than the best-friendship of Sirs Patrick Stewart…
"but you knew that."
Good lord those ears!!!
A widowed father, in a tribute to his late wife who died of cancer at 31, staged a photoshoot with the couple's…
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Well, fuck. Excuse me while I go drink a bottle of wine.
It's 2003 and I am sitting in the passenger seat of my friend Robyn's Crown Vic as we cruise around the outskirts of…
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My Border Collie was smarter than some people I know. She basically understood English, and was affectionate, loyal, and protective. My current Aussies are quite bright as well. I loooove them.
Sad. I mean, they just shave them, right? So in theory it should be happy bunnies getting haircuts.
Shit. Now I want to adopt an angora and love it and kiss it and hug it and keep it safe and happy.
To me, a medical professional evaluating the accuser and saying she thought it was sexual assault carries more weight than Winston's roommate saying it seemed consensual to him.
I find its usually (always) black musicians who are called just entertainers or whatevs whilst white guitar people get to be artists. Its pretty ridiculous
I am no Beyonce stan, but I honestly CAN'T STAND shit like this: