I Google Image searched for "No Homo" and found this:

I lived on the East Coast for way too long.

On the other hand, though, this week someone created a parody account of my dead father to harass me because of my stance on rape jokes...

Has anyone ever seen Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber in the same place before?

Thanks to Burt for giving me the response I need for this -

Customers turned off by the sight of shit while they sit there eating shit.

Ohh, ohh. This is the end of my favourite joke.

"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"

The horse doesn't understand English because he is a horse. He shits on the floor and leaves."

GO HOME TROLLS, YOU'RE DRUNK.

Having worked for the Obama campaign and being disappointed with several aspects of his administration, I gotta say hearing him speak up on this issue made me really proud of him. White people (and I say this in the least offensive way possible) can never really know how utterly demoralizing racial profiling can be,…

Please God no.

Twilight-themed runway show in 3, 2, 1 ...

Eighteen years later and I feel more like this than I did when I was 14. Hooray!

I've never seen the movie, but I'll join the party!

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS WE'RE SO OLD

Meet Christ Almighty*. This thing sits on a chair by my bed, forever plugged into the wall, and I have habitually forgotten to put it away before company so many times that by now I don't even bother. All my friends have seen it. The guys always tell me that they'll never sit in that chair again, to which I just roll…

That is a dinglehopper.