She was a stunner, really, and she ultimately made herself look goofy because that’s what female comedians had to do back then. You couldn’t possibly be pretty AND funny.

I read he received many participation trophys.

wait... is that a lot of wine? Asking for a friend.

12 bottles of wine is perfectly normal, THANK you very much.

also bras are expensive, I’ll complain as much as I want. When his fruit of the loom boxers he’s worn until there’s a hole in the butt start costing 60+ dollars, then he can come back and talk.

Big boobs are super uncomfortable. Maybe have some empathy. Also, I’ve never met your fiance but can say with confidence that she’s probably had to hear a lot more about dicks in her life than you will ever hear about boobs.

The other day she made me come hold them up for a while because it get good. What do I do with that?

Get rid of the fiance and buy a horse. They apparently care about bras just as much but they won’t annoy you with that talking thing that females tend to do.

God, thank you! I absolutely refudiate (are any Millenials even old enough to get that that’s a joke?!?) the idea that I am “young enough” or “hip enough” to get down with this Millenial nonsense. I spent my formative years trying to fuck Gen Xers (and getting turned down errrry time) and I’ll be damned if I don’t get…

You’re the kind of poly person who makes all the other poly people look bad. Like the atheist who can’t help but sneer condescendingly at people of faith.

PS if you haven’t seen that movie (The Fall) go out and watch it right now. On the biggest TV with best quality you can find.

not to hijack the thread and all, but i was searching for the perfect gif reaction to this story. my “millenial gif” search gave me nothing funny to use on this article, HOWEVER it did give me emo lee pace with ripped arms and his hair blowing in the wind, so

Maybe we just all have crippling trust/intimacy issues given how much criticism we receive on a daily basis. Thanks, Boomers!

Let me go through my own comment history and find approximately 1,500 citations. BRB.

You cite yourself if you need to. If you reference your earlier work, you have to cite it. For instance, I have 2 papers that are related one is basically documenting some facts and the other is digging into some of the potential causality for a smaller section of the documented facts. I cite the fact study in the…

Astonished.*

ACADEMIA NERDS REPORT: what is the like, general rule on self citing in academia? i suppose it’s a little more ok/concrete with something like actual scientific discovery as opposed to like, literary? bc i could just cite myself in any college paper i do.

I love happy endings!