on the other hand, this is the cheapest thing you can do in the Hamptons.

Tee-hee.

Yeah, it is. ;)

Call me Vanilla, but any sex that involves membership fees, tons of logistics and possible rounds of medication just sounds like way too much work. The benefit of sex is that it is basically my only leisure activity that doesn't cost me money and that I don't have to think too much about in advance.

I love that this story is on Jez. I was performing on stage with her on Sunday. I didn’t know her personally, but by all reports she was an awesome woman and will be dearly missed.

What a way to go...

“Why does it have to be on a bus?!?!?!?!”

Whaaaat??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? is the point when we have these:

THIS. Once I’m dead, doctors are free to use every last bit of me if it will help other people. I’m dead; I won’t give a shit.

When ever i see those shows I wonder how do they poop? Do they never do taco night and need more than one bathroom?

Laughing like crazy at 'ham wallet'!

I actually know that one but I am not going to tell you because don’t go around saying açai.

Uh, I think we need those screen grabbed here, for science.

Thanks for the info...I fixed it. Next to get a “my tomato plant is smarter than your honor student” bumper sticker.

FILTHY

I wanted to have a gender reveal party but the only thing I’m expecting are these tomatoes and I don’t really think they have a sex so...¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’m still rooting for someone to surprise people with an orange or purple cake.

As soon as I found out I was having a girl, I started wearing a pink bow in my pubic hair.

Mothers-in-law should be banned from ever discussing the reproductive systems of their daughters-in-law. I will vote for whoever makes this part of their platform.

And THIS is why I wish people would STFU asking women when they’re going to have a baby already or when you’re going to get to work on a sibling for the one you already have or whether you’re going to try for a boy/girl because you already have one of the other flavor. You never have a clue what people are going…