Umm... I see no face jug in that photo. Am I missing something?

Oh my god, ya’ll, I lived the dream. I went to the Roadshow, I was filmed, and I made it to air!

RIGHT? I love this so hard.

I love odd things like this. THINGS WITH FACES? yesss. Things with eyeballs? YESSSS. Teeth? YESSSS.

you’re going to get me fired.

Not the first time some old dude got overly excited about a teenage girl’s jugs.

And here in a nutshell is the biggest issue with art as a business. No known sculpture, could be 100 years old? $50,000. He must have been an undiscovered Picasso! A 16 year old girl in the 70's who never went into art as a career? $3,000.

This was kind of the reaction I had. All that kissing, and nothing else going on? Really? I’m not there on this one.

Of course. The state determined he needed those guns to “protect himself” in bathrooms.

Not competent to stand trial but purchasing an AK-47 and a pile of other guns - A-OK!

How do you kiss for days on end without having sex? Like seriously how does that happen (if you are attracted to your kissing partner)? I can’t kiss my boyfriend for ten seconds without wanting to head to the bone zone. HOW IS THIS DONE. Did he have an erection for the first two hours? I need more details.

look at the pretty bow on top:

I HAVE THE ONE! It was asmallturnip that recommended it to me, right here on Jezebel (or maybe Millihelen), she has the same one and loves it just as much.

So does Chive. ;)

right here. at my desk. in 2016. at age 29.

Even better, from the article:

THIS IS RAD AND RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS ALSO OMG THAT MARGERY COSPLAY THO

Awesome