hahaha MS Paint. bless you, that made me laugh. I mean that in a totally benign way, I needed that laugh.

When I got my IUD a year and a half ago, my boyfriend drove me to the appointment, and then I threw up in his car after and he had to clean it up, so maybe we’re even?

I hate morning radio DJs with the passion of 1000 fiery hot suns. IT is just so freaking lame and pretentious, especially here in Los Angeles. I listen to the one (yes. There is only ONE), radio station that does not employ any DJs, so much as they have someone that drops by every so often to announce what concerts…

Footnote: see also ~ uses for potpourri.

did you go Esprit warehouse sales too? I had a black miniskirt from that I wore for a hundred years.

I didn’t see yours, and made a similar butts joke. Great minds/Tina Belchers.

“If you want to create a mid price point jewelry collection in which the pieces look like butts, do it. Butts are timeless.”

Where else would you keep your potpourri? Your boat shoes???? That would be ridiculous.

• “Hang your collection of straw hats in your hall instead of smart wallpaper.”

I am totally paranoid about that heart attack thing. I hear so many stories about women being told it’s “just stress” because the early signs are so different. But ironically, the very heart condition I have that makes me fearful also makes me more likely to be taken seriously. It’s hard to dismiss chest pain in…

Well, I was planning to underwrite a massive tuition grant program for grad students at research universities, but if all you need is a sandwich platter...

At this point, the most cost-effective and ethical cancer donation thing you can do is probably go to your local research university and buying the grad students a nice a sandwich platter.

It looks like my bicycle seat in the 70's, all glittery vinyl. It may be the nostalgia talking but I love it.

she can do whatever the fuck she wants!

I bet Peyton will get credit for this, too.

I was going to be put in a glass coffin coffee table, but, I think this is a better long term solution.

I believe I will take this candy related opportunity to brag:

This story is ridiculous. Gimme a break.

The padding is thinner in that area. It is more of a protection from the seam(s) or wicking layer depending on shorts.

OH MY GOD for me, it was a couple of years ago when I realized that it’s possible I’ve always read the Danny/Sandy summer situation wrong. He spends Summer Lovin’ implying that basically they had beach sex all day long. She just repeatedly endorses his gentlemanly sweetness and goodness and blah blah blah. As a Young…