I assumed he was going for the “exposed roots of an old gnarled oak tree in front of a haunted house” look.

What I heard there was “I can’t possibly know which of the nine dozen women I’ve inappropriately texted you’re referencing.”

resigned his leadership position, not his elected office. Misleading headline is misleading

no, but you should record it on to a blank disk and write something patriotic on it.

It’s the same way I feel about religion. So long as it’s not hurting anybody, if it brings comfort to some people, maybe it has a place in the world.

That she’s more full of shit than an overflowing colostomy bag?

How weird is it that one day a sociologist will write a doctorate on memes and meme culture?

They are so coordinated. Growing up, my parents would let me wear whatever I wanted to school. (My parents, to quote my grandmother, are certified hippie Communists.) If it was cold, they would stick some boots on my feet and a down coat on me.

Some of my family is from Ukraine. I feel you.

More disposable income than sense

THANK YOU. I had 4 miscarriages before my current pregnancy and when I would express worry for this baby people liked to respond by telling me the worst thing I could do was let myself be stressed but, hello, that is not really within my control. Like yes, obviously I’m trying to stay calm and relaxed, but I don’t…

I hope pregnant women aren’t being made guilty about feeling stressed. The kind of stress that potentially causes harm to the fetus is intense and chronic and out of our control. For example, women who are pregnant in the middle of a war zone or a serious famine.....the everyday stress we all feel about jobs and…

its so fucking stupid.

Why are we so paranoid about what pregnant women see?

In retrospect I should have gone with "plows my driveway" alas missed opportunities

I invented the post-it.

I only do Extreme 69ing.

Yes, Zac. Go to your room. I’ll be waiting.