I’ve never once been playing Katamari Damacy and thought to myself, “If only someone used this same approach to making dessert!”

I’m afraid to see what sort of boys this milkshake would bring to the yard.

Most gyms I have been to are full of meatheads comparing protein farts. You have to marvel at some people’s dedication to getting laid.

Wanted reason to continue not having gym membership. Not leaving disappointed.

The high hook up rate must be because they’ll take anyone who doesn’t roll their eyes when they start telling them about their love of cross-fit.

I thought you nailed it?

You’re wrong to assume that there is a significant overlap between “Anthropologie shoppers” and “hardware store shoppers”.

It's got to be O'Malley the Alley Cat.

Ahh, the good ol days, back when you would “dress for dinner”, take carriage rides, be raped by your husband and have zero rights under the law... *nostalgia*

Um, DMITRI from Anastasia? (Sorry I yelled that; I couldn’t help it).

Yes, but unlike some other Robin Hoods, *he* can speak with an English accent!

I prefer Cary Elwes over Errol Flynn.

I broke my leg and ankle a few years ago (so I was in my late 20s). And my sister would lift up my cast-leg and play bang on the bottom to see if I was hiding gold coins in there like from Robin Hood.

Womanspreading.

“it’s a dress”

I was in my kindergarten production of the Nativity, and got a five-dollar bill from my grandpa.

I’ve done role playing exactly like you describe but it wasn’t swords we were stabbing each other with.

Children, I graduated from high school in 1971! Ya shoulda seen me back in the day, in my purple velvet maxi coat with faux-fur trim and my waist-length braided hair with feathers. Janis Joplin was my style icon.

I’m way too boring. I’d be on, like, the C-SPAN knockoff of this show.