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MarieFury
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bobby when I win I will pay you millions of dollars to ungrey me. MILLIONS, BOBBY.
I choked on my water at “keep on nightmaring” that’s excellent.
On your Earth 2 tho, she lead a prison revolt and burned the prison to the ground. On Earth 3, she stabbed Donald Trump after he fired her from the second Apprentice and ran for the Republican nomination herself, running on a platform of keeping muslin fabric out of the USA.
Um, isn’t ‘sound art’ better known as MUSIC?!?!?!
They call themselves the “Schwebsters”.
Other things that have shapes, ranked. 1. Polygons 2. Cereal boxes. 3. Puzzles. 4. Pears. 5. Crack rocks. 6. Reptilian shape shifters. 7. Donuts. 8. Aztec ruins. 9. Other stuff. 10. Everything
Lulu Larceny.
That’s...probably not the world’s worst strategy.
“Excuse me, my gun is up here."
This is one of the worst parts of modern life IMO. Whenever some dumb fuck like Kim Davis or Sarah Palin or Donald Trump pops up, we are stuck with them forever thanks to cable TVs endless appetite for idiocy. It’s like dumb fuck whackamole.
I can feel the hate flowing through me. I swear that by election day I will be able to shoot lightning from my fingers.
The very definition of slack-jawed yokel.
If this asshole and her asshole lawyer can get tickets I hope two gay men can get tickets for the row in front of her an and makeout the entire time.
This. I have had to do some serious self training to not give a shit that everyone thinks I am a bitch anymore. Fuck that. I rather be competent and trusted instead of popular at this point.
I am a lady who has been mansplaned about her tone in the past (raaage), and my favorite professional memory is from a birthday party a few years ago. Typically the senior assistant on the team would get a cake we all sing, blah, blah, and the assistant cuts the cake. This particular party the assistant on cake duty…
Yep. I’m not in tech, but I hear this regularly. To paraphrase Nicki Minaj: if you’re a man you’re a boss; if you’re a woman you’re a bitch.
Bullshit.