IUD = greatest present I ever gave myself, and indirectly, Mr. Smuttins. No Regrets - TeamIUD4Eva

Hi Jezzies!

Also! I had my hair done. I saw the “oil slick” color trend and had to have it. My stylist had never done it before!

I’m gonna show off a little tonight. Mr. Bells’ office just had their holiday party, Oscar Night themed. I decided to go all-out and whipped this up in a week.

I’m still geeking out about it, too. I want to see it again.

I went to see Star Wars this morning and have been geeking out on it all day long. Who’s with me?

The illusion of American Exceptionalism

I thought as a kid that before color video, the whole world was in black and white. Not just movies.

It so should be that!

My friend’s dad used to grow weed next to his tomato plants, and one of the first times he smelled weed somewhere else, he went, “It smells like my dad’s tomato plants!”

I attended a fundamental baptist middle school (ankle length jean skirts, chapel, no pop music, etc) and I distinctly remember a “science” class where they had to do some major mental gymnastics to support a literal biblical interpretation of science. Fossils are a lie from Satan, carbon dating is a trick by…

xo love u

the illusion of american freedom~

That my mother was a magical princess. That all of her old ‘80s bridesmaid dresses were her old princess getup. That she had a crystal ball to keep tabs on us when she was at work. I was very, very touched and inspired that she “married down” for love, and admired her magnanimous toleration of her pushy mother-in-law…

That I can make myself straight.

god/jesus/wtvr

That my ex-husband was not a narcissistic sociopath and that he was actually capable of loving anyone but himself.

I forget who it was who made this point but it was something like “every town always had the one nutjob, the internet just lets them talk to each other”.

I don’t feel like people have gotten meaner or dumber, but that the internet has given those already dumb and mean a greater voice. Like the people who were always bigoted now have an anonymous place to spew hate. They didn’t become racist/sexist/etc. they already were, they were just in the closet about it.

It’s a match made in Douchetopia, orchestrated by Satan, with an audience of unwitting drivers whose lives came to a grinding halt after smashing into this wall of malignant narcissism.