or they were like, who cares that it’s 100+ years after the time period of this movie, no wisconsin for you SCOTT WALKER
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What is the best course of action for human oil machines?
bwahahahah this is like when i learned that michael flatley lord of the dance was dancing his last show recently...
holy crap - that was a rabbit's hole.
I always figured the Santa thing was for the parents, so that the parents give without an expectation of thanks. That’s how we did. Full disclosure: i am terrible at this stuff, and my youngest told us on Christmas day when he was 4 that he didn’t believe in Santa because he had found all the hidden presents. He also…
No toilet? Did Barbie shit in the tub?
I have many tales of humiliation (most of them involve too much alcohol and inappropriate vomiting) but nothing that can compare with the tale you have just told, so I cannot comfort you on that plane. However I can tell you that I would give you a million stars if I could, because this story is so epically wonderful…
(goes, finds the photo, reads the description.)
Okay. I’d eat it.
My takeaway from all of this is that going to McDonald’s can never make a situation better, and is highly likely to make a grim situation worse.
Girl lol at that “age difference.” :D
There should be a Jezebel romance novel writing club. It would get me off my ass and finally writing that gay detectives murder mystery which keeps bouncing around in my brain
The wild office parties kill me - they really are that crazy? What is the next day like?
Ok...
I also kept my shoes on the entire night
...and expanded the scope of work
Reviewed key assets, I’d wager...
made some deposits, i bet
...and reviewed financial statements?