Ugh. All I remember from Smash was a lot of yell-singing.

Things I detest even more because of Pinterest: Disney, nail polish (seriously, if I see another pic of freshly painted fingers clawing a bottle of nail polish...), inane comments, the jeebus-loving bible-humpers, and these fucking minions. Why, why, WHY the obsession?? I didn’t even know what movie they were from…

ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod! I’m fangirling so. hard. right now. I thought I was too old for this reaction...nope.

Holy shit, I STILL love that movie! Kate Libby: will you please hack the planet with meee???

SAME. Undies are the only thing that I buy from Gap on a regular basis...

I use the word “lover” for my partner. It makes the traditionalists squirm! hehe

(I’ve posted this before on Jez, I think...also, not sure if it really counts, but since I never intend to be married, I’m totally counting it)

thanks! We’re all holding on tight!!...looking forward to the day when we get a new governor!

Girl, keep fighting the good fight! Are you in the UW system, too?? If so: props to you! I love how Jezebel refers to Scott Walker as a “sentient potato”...even that seems like too much of a compliment for him...

“More personally fulfilling?” you have got to be kidding me. Do you understand how academia works? No one would still be there at that level if they weren’t devoted to it heart and soul. It’s the awful boys-club mentality of tenure-track selection processes that assumes a male professor with children is more…

Gaahh! this podcast sounds amazing!

Marie Curie accepts your resignation:

*perfect GIF

oh man, I had a perfect of a Marie Curie bobble head nodding...it would have been perfect, but it wont work on my phone!! Anyway: Marie Curie totally accepts this asshole’s resignation.

BRING BACK FUTURAMA.

Can you even feel ghost peen???

“[People who use the site] wanna meet people of like minds. People who are into science, ghosts, UFOs, conspiracies...we wanna meet people like them, we might even wanna date them! “

oh, FFS, these sound disgusting (just like everything Starbucks serves). Do people still not get that they can make awesome coffee at home and put it into a fucking thermos??

PREACH. why are their dresses so damn short? And I’m not even tall!