I sprouted 12 new forehead zits just by looking at these pictures.

I came for the Dr. Zoidberg reference...and was disappointed.

Well, sometimes food>>sex...I’m not ashamed to admit it!

Good to know, thank you! It’s now on my list! (also I’m fan-girling a little because THE Kelly Faircloth has responded to me!)

Diversification of the WASPy romance genre might actually rope me in (right now I only occasionally read a romance). But I have to wonder: will it have Bollywood-level romance details? Like, they only ever hug in Bollywood films, even in the love stories! I want some ACTION. If it’s a cultural thing that they don’t…

Diversification of the WASPy romance genre might actually rope me in (right now I only occasionally read a romance). But I have to wonder: will it have Bollywood-level romance details? Like, they only ever hug in Bollywood films, even in the love stories! I want some ACTION. If it’s a cultural thing that they don’t…

Finally, they’ve found a way to replace those fat-ass models; their stupid skeletons were always ruining the true aesthetic of the clothing!

ugh...i hate Pinterest for so many reasons. It's like tumblr for christian housewives.

Why can’t IKEA be more lone-shopper friendly?? You can’t take the carts to your car! I always end up just asking a non-psycho looking person to watch my cart for me while I get my car...but I am still nervous about it and hate that I have to do that. I once asked an IKEA employee to watch it and he was gone when I got…

me too! It’s like a giant Lego set!!!! Give me an IKEA dresser still in the box and a six pack and I am happy for hours!

I only use my initials (when the journal allows), but everyone kind of knows everyone else on each tiny little pinnacle of academia....so being gender-anonymous won’t last long into your career (but by then, I hope to have blown all the sexist dipshits out of the water with my publications, anyway!)

AMEN.

I WILL HAPPILY TAKE THAT RED WINE OFF YOUR HANDS

Woah! Please send it to Jez so they can make it interactive for us!! Please please please, I want to fill out the worksheets then make fun of it so hard...

to this day, whenever someone says “labyrinth”, all I can think of if “crotch crotch crotch crotch crotch crotch crotch....”

"city fucking hall"

Me too! I had to have my nose cauterized numerous times because I kept sneezing the molten silver nitrate back out onto the doctor (sorry doc). It was a horrible experience, but not as horrible as being that awkward kid in middle school who had a massive bloody nose nearly every single day. These days (I’m 29 now) I…

I’m always floored when people refer to these decades as “simpler times”...da fuck? Maybe for white, upper class dudes who could get away with being sexist and racist dicks.

I second the vote for Lush’s No Drought...it is the shit.

I went through a very androgynous phase in middle school. I really wish I could still pull off that look as an adult (hello boobs and booty!), because I LOVE the “starving academic” look on dudes and women (mmmm elbow patches).