I always imagine them full of Depends and old lady perfume smells....BLEH. And they’re so incredibly ugly!

Nope. I love me some bearded man, but for some reason his just doesn’t do it for me.

eeeewww, long fingernails *hurrrrrck* (also: diamonds = bleh)

There’s a metaphor for marriage in here somewhere....

Seriously, people who don’t pick up their dog’s shit are the worst (other litterers are a close second).

I think it's hilarious when men play the female driving card (I.e. Saying his wife can't back out of the garage). I mean, dude, that's your own stupid anecdote...but, please, keep talking and explain to me why men pay more for car insurance. It must be how awesome they are at driving!!

*facepalm*

If you are a woman, and the dickhead salespeople try to talk to your significant other instead of you...tell them why you are about to walk out, then do it. I was in the market in my mid-20s and had to walk out of a couple of places. Even after looking them in the eye and explaining (as if to a child): I am buying…

I know that as a rational, educated, grown-ass woman I should not believe in ghosts (I don’t...), but if you ask me at 2 am when I’m home by myself and can’t sleep, I just might have a different answer... *shudder*

Rural Guatemala: During some fieldwork, my coworkers and I all had the runs...we all ended up fighting over our last roll of toilet paper. Horrible at the time, but I can now poop in the jungle LIKE A BOSS.

yes! Why not make some for grown-up science ladies!!!??? Seriously, I can't keep wearing men's nerdy Woot shirts all the time. (but I will)

The two worst things I remember from my server years (sooooo very thankful that they're behind me):

I think I'm more weirded out that the owner of the company addressed you as "girly".

ugh. Pastels. Bleehhhhhhgggh

Why is baby-talk singing voice back in style?? (I'm looking at you, Brittany Spears!) YUCK. Why can't women sound like grown-ass women when they sing? Give me Regina Spektor any day (I have a huge crush on Regina and her amazing voice/musicianship...)

Keep fighting the good fight!

Nada. (is there a zero bracket?) Legal domestic partnership ftw!

Love this! My fave is the Dirty Magic cover...that's how I picture myself at work (haaaaa, a girl can dream)

Dr. Pepper = BLEH!!!! Also, if I drank 3 sodas per day I'd have to pee a lot. Perhaps her three allotments are just a cup-ful, not a can (maybe they say in the vid)?