Is it weird that I sometimes get an overwhelming urge to hold a baby? to just...like...hold? But I'm pretty sure that once it pooped or something I would just give it right back.

Seconded. It's the nerdy dudes.

Psssh, as if anyone, ever, is fully dressed in a complete outfit in their own homes. The first thing I do when I get home is take off jeans/pants/proper clothes and put on sweatpants (so does PierreFury).

!!!! I had completely forgotten about that story until I saw your post. I remember it as "The Green Ribbon" and it really wasn't scary at all, but for some reason it gave me ALL THE NIGHTMARES as a kid. I may not sleep well tonight :\

Huh, I always thought it was "gummies".

This is like every city bus ride, ever.

No, you just wash the cover...

No way. A proper Farmer Blow is onto the ground. OUTSIDE.

I agree, except that I would put the Bran story line at the bottom...below the Greyjoys. I am bored to tears during the Bran bits. SO BORING, but could be so much better!

I always liked: "you're special, but so is everybody else!"

Agreed. cannot. handle. vocal. fry. *trying to suppress the rage* I also cannot stand up-talking. e.g. someone recently introduced herself to me: "hi i'm jennifer?", (a grown-ass woman!) and I'm thinking, bitch, is that a question or a statement? Have some gd confidence!

Ooooh, TEACH ME how to do that cat eye! (you know, do it slower, for us style-challenged folks)

Oh man, my grandma had an amazing Gooey Butter Cake recipe (she grew up on a longhorn farm in, you guessed it, central Missouri)...I didn't know that was a regional thing.

Seriously, do none of these people actually live where there's real winter (or real sun!)? Chapstick or gtfo!

Seriously, do none of these people actually live where there's real winter (or real sun!)? Chapstick or gtfo!

Oh yuck, is the word "promposal" a thing now? Barf, barf, barf.

Doesn't "horrifying" describe all interviews with Dr. Phil?

Mark, you have just lived a recurring nightmare that I have. I'm at one of these things (always by myself, because fuck weddings), and I'm sobbing and yelling and telling everyone: "Don't you see?? None of this matters!!!" and they all scream and rip me apart. *shudder*

Seconded. This halter top tankini is the best. Has built-in cups, and a ruched belly. I have a super long torso, and it still doesn't show any tummy skin if I don't want it to. (One pieces never fit me b/c of my freakishly long torso).

Oh man...I was on the pill for 14 years (like you, I had really good luck on with it). Then I got an IUD (mirena) and I have acne in ALL THE PLACES. But no periods and I lost some weight....worth it!

THIS x 10^6