Rural Guatemala: During some fieldwork, my coworkers and I all had the runs...we all ended up fighting over our last roll of toilet paper. Horrible at the time, but I can now poop in the jungle LIKE A BOSS.

yes! Why not make some for grown-up science ladies!!!??? Seriously, I can't keep wearing men's nerdy Woot shirts all the time. (but I will)

The two worst things I remember from my server years (sooooo very thankful that they're behind me):

I think I'm more weirded out that the owner of the company addressed you as "girly".

ugh. Pastels. Bleehhhhhhgggh

Why is baby-talk singing voice back in style?? (I'm looking at you, Brittany Spears!) YUCK. Why can't women sound like grown-ass women when they sing? Give me Regina Spektor any day (I have a huge crush on Regina and her amazing voice/musicianship...)

Keep fighting the good fight!

Nada. (is there a zero bracket?) Legal domestic partnership ftw!

Dr. Pepper = BLEH!!!! Also, if I drank 3 sodas per day I'd have to pee a lot. Perhaps her three allotments are just a cup-ful, not a can (maybe they say in the vid)?

Is it weird that I sometimes get an overwhelming urge to hold a baby? to just...like...hold? But I'm pretty sure that once it pooped or something I would just give it right back.

Seconded. It's the nerdy dudes.

Psssh, as if anyone, ever, is fully dressed in a complete outfit in their own homes. The first thing I do when I get home is take off jeans/pants/proper clothes and put on sweatpants (so does PierreFury).

!!!! I had completely forgotten about that story until I saw your post. I remember it as "The Green Ribbon" and it really wasn't scary at all, but for some reason it gave me ALL THE NIGHTMARES as a kid. I may not sleep well tonight :\

Huh, I always thought it was "gummies".

This is like every city bus ride, ever.

No, you just wash the cover...

No way. A proper Farmer Blow is onto the ground. OUTSIDE.

I always liked: "you're special, but so is everybody else!"

Agreed. cannot. handle. vocal. fry. *trying to suppress the rage* I also cannot stand up-talking. e.g. someone recently introduced herself to me: "hi i'm jennifer?", (a grown-ass woman!) and I'm thinking, bitch, is that a question or a statement? Have some gd confidence!