Ooooh, TEACH ME how to do that cat eye! (you know, do it slower, for us style-challenged folks)

Oh man, my grandma had an amazing Gooey Butter Cake recipe (she grew up on a longhorn farm in, you guessed it, central Missouri)...I didn't know that was a regional thing.

Seriously, do none of these people actually live where there's real winter (or real sun!)? Chapstick or gtfo!

Seriously, do none of these people actually live where there's real winter (or real sun!)? Chapstick or gtfo!

Oh yuck, is the word "promposal" a thing now? Barf, barf, barf.

Doesn't "horrifying" describe all interviews with Dr. Phil?

Mark, you have just lived a recurring nightmare that I have. I'm at one of these things (always by myself, because fuck weddings), and I'm sobbing and yelling and telling everyone: "Don't you see?? None of this matters!!!" and they all scream and rip me apart. *shudder*

Seconded. This halter top tankini is the best. Has built-in cups, and a ruched belly. I have a super long torso, and it still doesn't show any tummy skin if I don't want it to. (One pieces never fit me b/c of my freakishly long torso).

Oh man...I was on the pill for 14 years (like you, I had really good luck on with it). Then I got an IUD (mirena) and I have acne in ALL THE PLACES. But no periods and I lost some weight....worth it!

THIS x 10^6

the unstoppable duo!

Yes, mycotoxins are very difficult to test for. The chemist may initially just do a screen to look for a few of the more common mycotoxins/aflatoxins qualitatively, and if the client wants to pay big bucks, they can then choose to quantify. It's also easier to detect them on the source material (grains, etc.). …

That man really, really needs to get laid.

Ooooh! If I ever have a sidekick, I want them to be "the Casio kid"

oh man! I was also completely bald until I was about 2! My parents called me "cue ball".

On one hand, the idea of proposing to someone/being proposed to makes me vom; like, why not just talk about it like two grown-ups, FFS!

*sheepishly raises hand*

Those restoration hardware slippers are making my feet sweat just by looking at them, and that Kimono looks like an old-lady couch. Also, I've never owned a jumpsuit: HOW DO YOU PEE?! Do they have a nice butt-hatch like long underwear? Or do you have to undo the top and pull it all down below your waist? Seems…

amen, sister.

Seriously! ...I've often wondered this, too.

"there is no acceptable level of any chemical to ingest, ever"