of course not. the sarcasm is pretty obvious. lots of people write comments that end with ‘fixed it for you’ and I find it very obnoxious. I can handle getting mean tweets and being told I’m a garbage person, but I dislike it when people reformat a sentence like I should be glad they put words in my mouth. I’m sure…

the sexualization of pageant girls really creeps me out. couple that now with tv exposure and it’s more than i can stand. i’m sorry, but only a horrible mother would be condoning this.

Agreed. The way young female dancers (as in, kids) are completely, over-the-top made up these days is really, really disturbing. When I took dance, it was maybe lipstick, some mascara, and, for 12-and-unders, we were good to go. Big caked-on lips with glitter lipstick and Nicki Minaj-level eye makeup is just ...…

I worked on this show for years and you’re not wrong!

Sorry to be a downer, but that show and this video are pure child exploitation and I think it’s really sad that Jezebel encourages it.

Nope, I’m in Washington state. But that’s super awesome, good for you!

I’m going through withdrawals from medication right now and it’s rough. I’ve been on these meds for 15 years and now going off them because I’m pregnant. I feel awful that I’m proud I did dishes and laundry today. Does that count?

beauty blender ftw, easiest way to paint the face (i find)

I like that brow pencil from ELF a lot, I just wish the damn thing was a little thinner! Making hair like strokes is impossible, but I’m not spending another 21 dollars on a brow wiz from Anastasia. *sigh

I was hoping for photos!

That elf setting spray makes me break out like crazy. I can’t be the only one?!

Love that garnier blur!!!

All of this is making me miss Millihelen so much. I really wish I had a primer that I liked that also had SPF in it. I’m starting to think they might be a bullshit step.

I have that angled brush! I use it for bronzer and I love it!

And you’re the fatheaded adult who has nothing better to do at 1 in the morning than insult kids on the Internet. You must be proud of what you have achieved in life.

it may be limited to 2 to 3 mph but what happens when it autosummons into the roadway and you get clipped by a car at 35 mph. Stupid people make mistakes and it has already happened

I work as a social media manager and just spent 2 hours of my life talking to the manager of an Instagram influencer about a post. The issue was that the guy wanted 5k more to have the product (a chocolate bar) in his mouth instead of his hands. This is what my life is.

My rage-o-meter is in the negatives on this one guys. This is a dumb take.

Whenever I read a story like this, I'm always saddened by the pointlessness of war and the loss of human life. These stories demonstrate that we are capable of behaving humanely to each other, yet it only seems to happen briefly.