Are wedding gift bags a common thing? What’s the point? I mean if you have a reception then you’re already throwing people a party, and they’re (presumably) thanking you by giving you a wedding gift. Why is a smaller wedding gift for the guests involved?

My neighborhood’s Nextdoor had to be given an official warning because all the “emergency” posts were literally just “Two suspicious people in a car. African American”, “Suspicious man walking. African American.”, “Drug dealers?? African American.” Like they had to scold the whole damn neighborhood on there.

I had MANY substitute teachers try and “relate” to us students by speaking “spanish”.

But like...it’s D.C. Is she just on the phone all day long reporting every black person she sees? Wikipedia: “The population distribution is 49% black, 43.6% white, 5.0% other”. How does she get anything done?

He would have his reservations about breaking the rules, but would be singing a different tune once he tasted the food. Dale Gribble, on the other hand, would be on board from the get-go, ranting about the God given right to barbecue whenever and wherever he wants. Peggy Hill would call the cops.

I think she means what the other 3 degrees were. I was wondering the same.

And even if it’s not legal, mind your own business unless it’s an actual emergency.

I go out of my way not to talk to people, and she’s going up to strangers to enforce rules? It’s too much for my brain to process.

Off-White is a fashion house (label) created by Virgil Abloh, the artistic director of Louis Vuitton’s men’s wear collection.

I tried doing that but once they figure out I’m wasting their time they get very lewd very fast.

Ok?

I had a small michelada when I was (9 months) pregnant. You’ll be ok.

Please tell me you’re joking.

Yes, that’s exactly what you tell them. Life sucks sometimes, deal with it. I guess they’re not used to having to tell their kids that though.

See, a toothpaste tube full of Oreo filling is how you do a prank. Although with all the things that can go wrong, it’s probably better to just not.

I think they were referring to the fact that the sign was up for who knows how long with no one else complaining, and since this was in Fort Worth, they’re assuming that a lot of the customers who have passed through were Hispanics. I don’t know if that’s true but it doesn’t change the fact that many people from…

The racist “jokes” my Mexican family members have shared on Facebook are unbelievable. Most of my extended family dislikes me because I’ve unfriended most of them over racist or sexist posts. They defend it by saying “we face just as much racism as they do so we’re laughing with them, not at them”. Bullshit.

Are they still a student though?

Most police stations sell cheap trigger locks or just give them away for free. St. Louis City has had trigger lock giveaways multiple times in the past few years. There is no excuse for this.

Look man if you’re so desperate to hurt people’s feelings go right ahead, I can’t stop you.