badum chhh

It’s gonna be terrible and I’m going to watch every fucking second.

You almost made America great again.

Welp, watching the finale tonight sure isn’t going to be as much fun.

No, sarcasm.

I assume it’s because women are not “stuck” in marriages as much as they used to be. 

Whoa, I just passed by that museum tonight and made a mental note to look up what Direct Drive was about. Well timed article. 

This country never belonged to anyone and it still doesn’t belong to anyone. We’re all just living on a piece of dirt. Calm yourself.

This country never belonged to you so it couldn’t have been “taken” and you can’t “take it back”.

How should the officers have confirmed it wasn’t a real gun?

I’m not taking about who SAYS it, I’m talking about who can say it without me caring because they’re old and going to die soon anyway.

Over 50? More like if you’re over 80.

OH MY GOD

Thank you for that gift

Awesome.

He talks about what his dick looks like in such vivid detail people don’t need to see it.

How do you know Gizmodo condones it?

so.......?

Why didn’t the Gizmodo article mention the Harambe thing?

What does that have to do with what I said?