Same

Yeah I thought I had seen it all but after telling my coworkers I had just moved to a new apartment one woman tried to get me to sign up with an ELECTRICITY COMPANY and get others to sign up under me. Jesus christ.

I would’ve gladly taken your place at these events and spiked my own punch.

Starbucks gift card. I’ve also given cute tiny candles from bath and body works because who doesn’t love those?

Not according to my husband.

If I go to a Target with a Starbucks in it, I can either buy some Starbucks, or buy all of Target. The choice is simple.

I bought the Starbucks peppermint mocha packets to make at home and IT’S NOT THE SAME YOU HAVE TO BUY THEM.

1 and 3 are my life

And you almost fooled us, too!

OHHHHHHHH I should READ? NOW I UNDERSTAND.

Right? Like ok guy, you win.

And I think that’s a shitty theory

I don’t understand his original tweet to begin with. I understand it’s not true, but was it supposed to be a joke?

I don’t see how it’s inciting violence. I just see ignorant asshattery, no inciting.

I’m not sure why it wasn’t mentioned in the article but she also tweeted “I hope your families get blown up by ISIS”. Still not sure why being an asshole means you can be arrested though.

Oh no. A stranger on the internet thinks there’s something wrong with me. However will I sleep tonight.

Are you implying that’s all the attention they deserve?

As soon as I read that one of the explosions was outside the stadium gates I assumed the person was trying to enter and something happened with stadium security. Good job to those involved.

I don’t think anyone would call you a bad person for making an assumption. Some people might say you’re getting ahead of yourself, but I don’t think anyone would actually call you a bad person for blaming terrible people for terrible things. I would, however, call you a bad person if you said that all Muslims are to…

I’m sure witnesses were asked for physical descriptions, that doesn’t mean it’s going to be shared with the world.