Let’s say your wife had gallbladder disease. If about once a month it started acting up and causing her abdominal pain, constipation, and just an all around shitty feeling, and you said to her “Ok, I know you’re going through it right now. I don’t want to hear any more about it than that”, I would say you would be…

So...Amazon Echo?

So...Amazon Echo?

I miss living in Texas where every birthday/holiday included a mariachi performance

You get the fuck out of here.

It looks like a dildo when he’s holding onto it but the when he lets it go it looks like a person.

Agreed. I think the message would’ve been better received if there were a few female pirates in the group.

Team The One On The Right

Hey so now that she’s officially apologized for that “Mexican men are rapists” joke, will some of you Jezebel feminists believe me when I say “she made racist jokes”? Because ya didn’t before.

Truly a romance for the ages :(

God I love that movie

You are too Fancy or me

oh my god it is sooo presentable

But they gave me a free tote bag at Pride Fest :( Where else am I supposed to use it?

Any reviews from straight guys who have watched this?

I agree parents can take turns going out, but for a wedding? If it’s the wedding of a family member wouldn’t it seem rude for the couple not to go together?

Well then I guess I saw you march!

In the Rio Grande Valley too!

Their confessions page is a great idea but it just showed me how racist/sexist/anti-feminist a lot of the readers are.

Still my favorite

Is that Miguel from Passions?