Voldo is terrifying.

I really liked the “Tony has PTSD” plot point in IM3. That was actually the best part of that movie. Other parts...not so much.

I rarely honk, but I sure do curse a lot at these dipshits ruining my commute.

Does it count if you have one of these nearly every week? Damn you, brain chemicals.

This is the only waifu I'll ever need:

I'm one of those weirdos. One time I was at a restaurant and I ordered a dirty martini. They asked me what kind of vodka I wanted. I was like, "Umm, I want gin please." Vodka martinis are now so popular that no one knows how to make that drink anymore.

Oh, bummer.

Spot always seemed a little indifferent to Data, yeah.

So is Data!

I'm glad Revy was on here. Black Lagoon isn't the best action anime, but it has a lot of good episodes and Revy's crass, fucked up personality was always pretty entertaining. She was a badass with those guns.

I forgot about those frogs! There were so many weird things in FFVII. Like Cloud grudgingly dressing up like a lady in the first disc. That's definitely how you want your epic struggle for the fate of the world to begin—with wacky brothel hijinks.. So much shenanigans in that game.

I thought the Gray Lady was the Ravenclaw ghost?