Nothing to add BUT this always sends my husband and I into hysterics.

I made the mistake of clicking through and going to her first couple of posts. The amount of surgery these two have had...I’ve seen what those lips are going to look like when she’s in her 40's. But they have money and attention so they’ll be ok.

The Reeg. I have a lovely memory of sitting behing him at church once and having to pick my jaw up off the floor when he turned around to shake my hand para la paz. He seemed worried about something and I wish I would have asked if he was ok but living here you learn to give space to public figures. NYC lost a little…

This was me and all because I didn’t ask for help. It was at school and a friend and I were setting up a bulletin board when I attempted to adjust open the stapler to use on a flat surface. It was one of those old school heavy duty ones. When I pulled it, it opened where you load the staples. Being 13 years old and…

God bless them for the work on this. He really did fall off the face of the earth for awhile which worried a lot of us but thank goodness the team went ahead filming despite the lack of financing. We watched it last night and I had a smile on my face for most of it. *spoiler* It really was lovely to see him make it to…

Lots of patience and popsicles. The only bad thing I remember about my tonsil surgery at that same age was that it was incredibly painful to swallow that first day or two. I kept refusing to eat/drink and my mom was so annoyed with me. I know it was because she just wanted me to stay hydrated but fortunately my…

Oh my goodness that’s me! Thank you Maria and fellow Jezzies. I will be celebrating by eating a slice of the chocolate cake I just made (sour cream and love are the secret ingredients).

Oh, Khloe. You play stupid games, you win stupid prizes.

EYELIDS?!? Oh bfred how dreadful. But cheers to no eyelid scars.

Seriously. I'm not a mom yet but I know I won't put my wee ones through that.

Not the measles! 😢

I don’t think I was given a prescription for anything, just the Aveeno baths and lotion. I’m glad you did, though! Considering how bad I itched I was left with only one scar. It was at the edge of my lip and filled in as I got older.

Ay, no. Your poor sister. I have terrible luck but the pox did not make their way to my throat. Glad you both got through it!

Oh my stars. I don’t know if I could have handled them in my nose. Terrified at the thought of shingles. But hooray you made it!

Ugh, I’m so sorry. Whatever Aveeno packets my dad found for me worked really well otherwise my story would have ended with me covered in Aldi nrand oatmeal. 😂 Huzzah to surviving chickenpox in terrible places!

My family never went on vacations but I spent many a summer and Christmas in the motherland with my grandma. The summer I turned 11 she and a gaggle of female relatives decided to go to Cancun/Isla Mujeres. She invited me and my best friend at the time. We were beyond excited. About a week before the trip I notice a…

Always look forward to your posts. Happy early Father's Day.

I can’t do this without doxxing myself but my dad is the best. I really hope I can make it home soon to spend time with him and my entire family since Covid canceled my trips home. It would be a gift to see him as a grandpa someday.

This describes so many nightmarish clients I've had the misfortune of encountering in retail here, thank you.

Tbh this order could have come from higher ups in the form of “if you want to take time off right now we’ll pay you and it'll look like solidarity.” I had an officer tell me once that when a cop ends up in the hospital, they send more to stand around so it looks good to the general public.