My hat just flew off. 😂

This is giving me flashbacks to a wedding where the bride so generously paid the makeup artist to do us up. I sent a picture so they could get an idea of the dewey look I wanted and ended up looking like a walk of shame after getting last place in an amature drag contest. Granted I wear it daily bc it’s required at my…

Oh my heart.

“...Justin Timberlake, the white guy who belts and dances...”

Frozen Jr. is also the better version. I saw it last year at my nephew's school and it was just the right amount of time. When I saw the Bway production I could not believe how much longer it felt (and this was with Equity actors singing in tune). Granted the Hygge number was hysterical and Caissie/Patti were…

My grandfather works in a bakery and would bring leftover pastries for all of his kids and grandkids. He does it often enough that we cant always get through them and have to throw them out. I guess the garbage can was open one day because as we were eating breakfast, my brother pointed out the window and started…

No filter whatsoever! 😂

I’m an avid baker and prefer to make things from scratch. My first boxed attempt at brownies ended with a stiff charred square that my late mother took one look at and said, “Parece caca de chango.” Fortunately my brownies from scratch have been a family favorite for several years now. Still cackle to myself every…

My goodness, definitely guilty of this but I was a full grown adult who had no business falling asleep while boiling eggs.

Right? Have yet to hear her utter a single thing about planning it or complaining about pushing back the date. Ellen asked (probably because she's invited and being thirsty about it) and Jennifer gave her an update. This didn’t even need a bullet point.

Literally heard this reply in Wanda Sykes’ voice from "Monster In Law."

No wonder after her NYC pop-up closed, Fabletics was in the space immediately after. I did get stuck with the $50 fee one month but only because I forgot to unsubscribe after a black Friday purchase. I’m glad her lingerie is doing well and carries a proper range of nude colours. That said, the bands ran really wide on…

Oh, my goodness I'm getting slightly anxious reading this because this was my non-profit job to a T!

I just choked on my cocoa krispies. Thank you for the cackle!

I was subbing at a jr high last year and would poop in a student bathroom on a quiet side of the building during class. This particular day some girls came in after me and didn’t know I was in the last stall. They were wasting time in there and started playing “Bloody Mary.” At this point there was no graceful way for…

I just let out a deep, Tim Curry laugh on the train platform. Thank you for this.

I’ve specifically worked in high end lingerie/intimates for the majority of my retail career which is why it was so disappointing to get that kind of service at Bergdorfs. I’m truly not their target client so it doesn’t really matter but I can definitely see that piece of garbage getting someone fired for trying to…

Oh, my. So he and one of his conquests came to my place of business. He was charming and handsome and bought her a pretty sleepwear set among other things. Then he half-jokingly asked an associate nearby to join them for a threesome. She politely declined. The next day the conquest came in alone to return everything…

“Where were the sales clerks?” Three of the four times I wandered into the BG intimates section there was no one around. I browsed the swim and lingerie for a good 15 min and left without seeing a single person. The fourth time there was a woman who could barely be bothered to make eye contact with me over her readers…

You’ll have to pry my wrap dresses out of my cold, dead hands. Banana Republic used to make some fantastic ones (and obviously DVF when they are secondhand). I’m a C cup on a good day so that’s not an issue. I wish those trapeze dresses looked better on me though. I’m all torso and no legs so I end up looking like…