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Totally, I had a strain of HPV that lead to a LEEP procedure so if I'm not a mutant my cervix sure is now.

This makes me want to cry.

I think dadbods only work if you are really, really funny, kind and sweet. Basically, if you are loveable. If you do have that winning personality, you are seen as a “big old teddy bear” that women want to cuddle and love. The belly and overall softness becomes enduring. However, if you are jerk, then you become that…

As a middle-aged single woman, you have to line up at the Dadbod Buffet. Very little else at this age is being served.

Born and raised New Yorkers are also much more likely to be comfortable living in more diverse neighborhoods. It’s just what’s natural.

Learning about the community you wee about to become a part of is normally a good bet.

Yeah, well, all the “SUCKERS” are displacing the housing market.

I agree. He seems to like to use the supposed prejudices of others to justify the fact that he’s a racist dick.

They want to know if black people are going to be living there. So sometimes we have ten apartments and everything is white, and then all of the sudden one tenant comes in with one black roommate, and they don’t like it.

My side is I’m not a racist,” Gordeuk said. “I didn’t know ‘black people’ was a racist term. I didn’t say the N-word or anything like that ‘cause that’s not in my vocabulary...All I saw were black people getting up and leaving,” Gordeuk continued. “And I said, ‘Oh, look who’s leaving, all the black people.’ So I made…

Stone Mountain, GA

As a Black Man with a White Name, White Speech Patterns and White Mannerisms (I was raised this way by a Mother and Father who knew the shitty world they lived in) I totally agree with you. This race thing is just so stupid!

I get great phone interviews, and often get told: The in person interview is a formality! Then…

So, just to be clear here - Allen West thinks that a Christian shouldn’t have to make a cake for a gay wedding, but that a Muslim person should absolutely be required to serve him alcohol? Ah, I see the standard of hypocrisy is low these days.

What if Captain Obvious is an Army Captain? Then he would be Major Obvious.

I had a woman request a new glass of ice water, because, and I can’t make this up, “her ice water was watered down.”

“How dare you mock the guy for not knowing what the beach is? Some people make it to age 50 without visiting the beach and somehow completely missing the ever-present representations of beaches in popular culture. Besides, many people suffer from Glorpman’s Syndrome, which is an inability to understand the…

None of us is immune to the institutional and societal racism in American culture.