I agree. He seems to like to use the supposed prejudices of others to justify the fact that he’s a racist dick.

They want to know if black people are going to be living there. So sometimes we have ten apartments and everything is white, and then all of the sudden one tenant comes in with one black roommate, and they don’t like it.

My side is I’m not a racist,” Gordeuk said. “I didn’t know ‘black people’ was a racist term. I didn’t say the N-word or anything like that ‘cause that’s not in my vocabulary...All I saw were black people getting up and leaving,” Gordeuk continued. “And I said, ‘Oh, look who’s leaving, all the black people.’ So I made…

Stone Mountain, GA

As a Black Man with a White Name, White Speech Patterns and White Mannerisms (I was raised this way by a Mother and Father who knew the shitty world they lived in) I totally agree with you. This race thing is just so stupid!

I get great phone interviews, and often get told: The in person interview is a formality! Then…

So, just to be clear here - Allen West thinks that a Christian shouldn’t have to make a cake for a gay wedding, but that a Muslim person should absolutely be required to serve him alcohol? Ah, I see the standard of hypocrisy is low these days.

What if Captain Obvious is an Army Captain? Then he would be Major Obvious.

I had a woman request a new glass of ice water, because, and I can’t make this up, “her ice water was watered down.”

“How dare you mock the guy for not knowing what the beach is? Some people make it to age 50 without visiting the beach and somehow completely missing the ever-present representations of beaches in popular culture. Besides, many people suffer from Glorpman’s Syndrome, which is an inability to understand the…

Thanks for this piece, Natasha. For me it’s my Dad who I had to blacklist. I still get really tired of people who tell me “but but but he’s your Dad”. So what. He was no father. Sometimes being a Dad merely boils down to getting someone pregnant, and I resent being made to feel like I’m in his eternal debt because he…

“Ah man, I’m about it. I’m about it. [Envy: Oh, you eat booty, okay.] Like a crab. Like crab.”

“Miguel, drilling that sex aquifer, draining the sex rivers and sex lakes of all that sex. The town can’t survive!”

I bet he’s terrible in bed. Over compensating with the endless advertising dude.

Yes, it’s a bandaid. Do you suggest we just stand by and let an obvious wound continue to gush? No one is saying that tipping better fixes a systemic injustice, but it might help these workers until something permanent is implemented.

Motion that no one gets their nails done unless they can afford to tip 100% tbh

This has a night light, sounds and lights AND A METAL DETECTOR!!

People give Vin Diesel a lot of shit over his acting chops, but I’ll be damned if he didn’t have me sobbing with that line. Nailed it, Vin. You spoke to my heart.

None of us is immune to the institutional and societal racism in American culture.