So...... am i the only one who can get down with a Rick-Chonne ship? Provided that he shave off that grizzly looking beard of course.

i want to say "seriously?" but on second thought, i was like "yeah, i can see that. Because people are awful"

Not for nothing, but i get Rick's whole "angry skeptic" thing. I mean, after everything that had happen, would anybody be so willing and open to a new person offering sanctuary?

my ex. He's one of the reason why the Jersey shore, everybody Loves Raymond and two and a half men was on for so long.

Monogamously promiscuous.... sometimes...... depends on the day..... or if i shaved my legs..... or if i have work..... how about i check the "I'll get back to you" box?

You maybe in the right about your fear of birds, from a human evolution standpoint. I first heard this story in Radiolab about a prehistoric child skull with claw marks that matches the prehistoric birds in the area.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/09/0… this is an article about it. The findings are, to…

no lie: every time i go to a PP appointment, we are required to whisper "Hail Hydra" to the staff to let them know we're down with it.

It being the evil. The baby killing evil. And evil pap smears.

i, too, am sadden that you were the only one who brought up this gem.

I want you to know that every time i read your reply, i read it in Louise Belcher's voice. Please take that as a complement as i think she's a freaking scream (aside from Tina of course)

his reasoning was because that's what he was used to. His dad was a military man and the bread winner who made the decisons of the house, his mom was a homemaker who (his words mind you) "wasn't as bright as dad but was a good mother"

True story: a couple of years ago, i was over a fuck buddy's apartment for some proper fun time. After an intesive third round, we laid blissfully in the after glow and chatted about stuff. I honestly do not know how it came to this, but he confessed that he would much prefer a relationship with a girl who he knows is…

yep, twice. Her adventures (and Neil Gaiman's writings in general) got me through break ups, death in the family, all of High school, etc.

"The Parliament of Rooks" is the title. It's a short story in the volume but man did it hit home for this former Catholic. I attribute the Sandman in being the catalyst for leaving the church for good and becoming agnostic

are you a sandman fan? because this story was illustrated beautifully in "The Sandman: Fables and Reflections" and told by a woman named Eve who may or may not be the biblical first woman.

Neil Gaiman 4 lyfe, yo.

The Endless probably know (this comment might or might not land if you get the reference)

"received revelation"

........ from Jay-sus?! is it like receiving orders? Like from the military but with more cosmic flare?

perhaps, if her inner editor had a chaise lounge and do the merengue maybe she would have listened.

These dogs are bougie and i love it.

Fey-ception?

You can hear it in that folksy Alaskan accent of hers: "I just want you to know, if you ever need anything, don't be shy, OK? There are NO rules in the house. I'm not like a *regular* mom, I'm a *cool* mom."