What kind of space fighter sim would it be without an incredibly elaborate startup sequence?

Do you have any links to sexed up Disney Princesses so I understand what you are referencing?

Texas’ text books have been corrected to show that every war ever won was won by ‘Murica. Looks like Minnesota got those editions, too.

Really?

Let’s show violence on daytime television!
YES! LET’S!

Let’s make sure we don’t show anything remotely sexual!
YES! LET’S!

/USA

I have an 8-bit Mario tattoo on my left lower-arm. It’s funny to think that such a Japanese icon will actually prevent me from entering some iconic Japanese hot springs.

Interesting seeing how influential and imitated the Japanese tattoo style is. I’d say Japanese art in general is very influential when it comes to tattoos. Something they should be proud of.

Oh! Credit to Earthbound, then. I’m learning new things about RPGs every day. I guess I’ll download that game to my 3DS. No excuses.

Yeah. They solved it! Then again, the Paper Mario folks solved it a long time ago, too. They let you forgo battles like that by stomping on the enemies in the overworld and crushing them like you were playing Super Mario Bros. (Was that also in Super Mario RPG? I can’t remember)

Yeah, I wish more games had adopted Earthbound’s system of instant victory, or weak enemies running away in fear.

He just wanted to settle it on the court.

Shirtless goober? Try Gaza stripper.

Wait, you mean to tell me that an Israeli arrived unannounced and started being aggressive towards the unsuspecting people who were already there? Well I’ll be damned.

What’s that, Curie? Your only dream is to be a pixie-haired French girl? Sorry, no. Instead I’m going to make you a GIANT METAL DEATH MACHINE WITH GATLING GUN ARMS. Que sera, sera.

I took mine out actually.
(There was an instructable on LifeHacker.)

Joanna Rothkopf

@joannarothkopf

Kinja is alive and infecting humans now???

Who’s going to be the commenter to use “Elizabethkinja” as a screen name?

I kept misreading kingia as kinja. But Elizabethkinja would be more like a parasite, sucking away at my work productivity.

Sudowoodo used Wood hammer!