She needs to go sit in a coffee shop and be judging people on listening to mainstream music.

You are absolutely correct,

No no, its a heatmergency

Ricin.

Sounds interesting... I wonder if will make things too easy though.

Or, instead of people whining that a character that has been male for 30 years is still male, maybe be more upset that there arn’t more original games / stories staring women. There is no reason at all why they should feel the need to gender-swap a franchise that is older than most of the posters in this thread.

Its a stress relieving cock ring, important meeting? Public speaking? An orgy where you don't know anyone? It's perfect for any occasion.

Pretty sure this is what everyone was thinking of.

So Nyko is selling a house arrest monitoring bracelet, and a vibrating cock ring?

Time to Gear up for VR

That particular Pokemon is now ruined :(

I managed to build a pretty boss deck within about ten hours; it’s a matter of challenging shopkeepers, inkeeps, and the “get a Gwent card from” quest targets as they become available.

If it’s not your speed, that’s okay—but you clearly took a tongue-in-cheek post -far- too seriously.

Why would anyone use the word “peasant” to refer to folks enjoying a side-game in a larger game, if not to fluff their evidently poorly-moored sense of self?

Seriously, bro, if you don’t like it, that’s cool and all, but tip that fedora just a little harder before you try using “peasants,” yeah?

Gwent sucks. It has nothing to do in the witcher 3....why would peasants play this nerdy game???

Yeah. I mean idc really whether or not Nintendo finally gives into the “what if Zelda was a grill” jokes and flips Link’s gender around, but it would be cool to have a Legend of Zelda game with Zelda as the playable character. Or even just *a* playable character... doesn’t mean Link has to be damsel’ed.

Real talk, I mean they could’ve straight up made Link into Zelda and have us meet Link later on in the game. Think about how fucking amazing that would’ve been?!

Wow, it’s still pretty lame reasoning. If Zelda could fight (cough Shiek) what would Link do? How he try his hand ruling a kingdom? Hell, he could be the villain of the next game, and you as Zelda have to team up with Ganon to restore the balance in the Tri-Force? And I’m an idiot and I just pulled this out of my butt.

Guys I am snorting at my desk and sincerely needed this today. But like, you left out the legit winner forever and ever from Kelly Faircloth:

So it’s The Witcher 3 with robot dinosaurs starring Ygritte.

“Hey, I found some mysterious white ooze bubbling up from the ground. Should I eat it?”