As someone who has literally lived in forests, a part of me wanted to whip out my woods and start a pissing contest.

Washington D.C. is a notoriously dumb city. It gets snow on a fairly regular basis, and yet it has absolutely no idea how to handle it.

I get the impression that “the woods” was meant to be kind of a jab. Do Americans just want the entire Earth paved?

Even as a pre-teen kid I never understood the appeal of the TV anime. The rate at which events unfolded in the show was painfully slow. My friends in the 6th grade beamed with pride when they could flawlessly reproduce drawings of the characters (which seems to underscore the shitty worksmanship of the TV show more…

Still pending approval. Was my idea that bad? :(

I love this post! Kotaku needs more fun thought experiments like this. Thanks!

It’s Aerosmith, because Aerosmith was recording monster power ballads from the 70s (“Dream On”) all the way through to the ‘90s (“Don’t Wanna Miss A Thing,” which is literally about James Brolin missing Barbra Streisand when he goes to sleep at night).

True, and your opinion remains your problem :)

If nobody values your dumbass opionion in the first place, blurting it out loud doesn’t make it anybody’s problem but your own.

Heartbreakingly, this kind of thing happens every winter here in Canada. House parties are chaotic environments, with people usually coming and going throughout the night. Have you been invited to one? If someone gets a little too drunk and wanders off, it’s unlikely anyone will immediately notice.

So it’s his problem that you feel his positive comments come off as ads. Right.

This sure is another kinja troll.

Some parents are like demons that feed exclusively on broken dreams. Ugh.

This guy needs a ruthless editor. There is an entire paragraph in the first (second?) book that tediously describes John Snow taking a leak in the morning. It’s steamy, the snow melts, blah, blah, blah... I had to put it down. All of those Ice and Fire books could have been 200-300 pages shorter without anything lost.

I really feel like S.A.D. has a ton to do with what you’re accustomed to.

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This is a tricky distinction, but the thinking is, if the sex act is offered by the student, then the transaction is the sex act is the product and the driving lesson is the payment.

So left to figure things out for yourself you just get bored? You actually want someone to constantly tell you what to do? I really don’t understand the position that developers should be holding your hand throughout a gaming experience. It gets stifling after a while.

Does some kind of discount go along with that? “Fifty percent off of these meth-infused items! It’s good for the soul!”