Here, in Canada it’s illegal to drive without insurance. Also, healthcare is free. So really this guy’s biggest mistake was not being Canadian.

No love for Strong? He just wants to crack folks open and drink their milky human kindness... and maybe watch the wanderer eat some people. Good guy all around.

If one of your severely underpaid coworkers heard this while downing one of your pity-lunches, I wouldn’t blame them for throwing that lunch directly at your face.

“What, is your carpet made of silk hand-woven by Chinese orphans?”

The synergies between gnomes and engineering, and engineering and ranged weapons have always been there. Allowing for gnomes hunters just seems like connecting the dots! :D

Facts? More like semantics.

I know a guy who uses most of these on the people in his life, especially his GF. Also, he threatens to kill himself whenever she tries to leave. This makes him a respectable business man. Yup.