Do they though? That’s a bit antiquated. 

Mark-Paul Gosselaar appearing in some capacity as… California Governor Zack Morris

Scarlett Johansson’s already up for the role of Lydia in the film adaptation.

I’m still dying at the idea of it being sponcon

https://thehealthdiary.com/what-you-need-to-know-about-sexually-transmitted-brazil-nut-allergy/

the Mr. Peanut company most likely would have paid us NOT to write this

Je telephone a la police

Only if he eats ass. 

Do you... Do you think that... “LOL DOGFUCKER” is criticism?

What the fuck is happening

The crabs come after you buy a used Alaska King

Tyra Banks. I want to hear her describe a lemon drizzle cake as ‘fierce’.

If you live in the US and drink water, the chances that PFAS haven’t already accumulated in your body to some degree are basically zero. That’s not to say you want them around your sensitive bits, but the PFAS horse has long since left the barn, unfortunately.

My own personal contribution to this list would be thus:

i will enjoy the terrible absurdity of this film, as high as i can possibly muster, once it comes to streaming somewhere. i do love a good trainwreck. i also acknowledge i may regret the decision when i’m done and  cannot ever sleep again.

I’m going to pass on this, because at some point in time in the future, I’m going to need to be able to sleep.

I mean...violence is not the answer, but I understand. I don’t condone it, but I get it.

Lucy Lawless is amazing

I still think about Stevie Nicks’ Fajita Roundup at random moments and laugh myself silly. Lucy Lawless is so underrated as a comedic actor.

Stevie Nicks is busy running her fajita restaurant