I mean, that’s pretty easy. I read his words.

There is a lot I don’t miss about living in the Bay Area, but the one thing I wish I had where I live is Berkeley Bowl. They have the most incredible produce section, where I can get my favorite fruit, fragrant pears, year round. Where I live now, you can occasionally find them in the biggest Asian supermarket…

We had a silky, Frank. She was a darling - very sweet, a little dopey, and couldn’t see anything with her fluff always in her eyes. She mostly stayed crouched underneath one of our larger chickens.  

My Docs story:

Is Megan the Jezebel sports reporter now? Because I’d be pretty good with that.

Concourse post, comments work!

this is a really valid point that i didn’t think about...

Hey that piece of shit nestled between that pig’s enormous testicles looks just like Jim Spanfeller! Uncanny!

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

The infuriating thing to me is how this piece is both narrowly focused a single baseball team’s operations and yet also very much describes EVERYTHING about America-circa-2019.

MLB instructed the home team to wear alternate jerseys so the president is the only obvious white national in the stadium.

Mark Davis working on his pilot’s license

I’m loving Miley’s full embrace of Jackie Jormp-Jomp energy. 

Fun fact: The company more or less responsible for the Opium wars and the annexation of Hong Kong still exists, still operates in China and is now a multi-billion dollar conglomerate that manages hotels, convenience stores and shipping lines:

Sure, your point stands, but it stands no where near as tall as you think it does. How many among the Deadspin staff have the stature or power, in the field of journalism, that Lebron James has? A key point in an attempt to build an equivalency is to do so honestly. To reduce James to merely a “huge black American” is…

I think you may be missing the point, just a bit? The staff of this site have made our stance with respect to the management of this company abundantly, conspicuously clear. We’ve practically shouted it from the rooftop. That we happened to articulate our criticisms before the shuttering of Splinter doesn’t seem like…

He’s just a smug, condescending prick. (Check the comment history if you have any doubts.)

Is this a bit, where you respond to articles by saying stuff that’s already in the article (like welsh rarebit having beer, etc.)? Except with a bunch of Mary Poppins-in-the-carpark excrescences?