Armie Hammer was born to money. His acting is the relatively the same in every role, and I don’t think he’s been a superhero. He was married and has kids and is rumored to be an absent father now, too busy being a fuckboy.

If she’s in the guest room, she has already left and it’s probably only economic necessity keeping her there.

“I take his phone away from him,” Hardwick told OK!, “because otherwise he will sit there and Google things and then end up in a hole.

I knew the fandom was nuts when Harry/Hermione shippers got so mad about Harry and Ginny getting together in HBP that they rewrote the entire book to be Harry/Hermione compliant. I was 14 and completely shook.

I don’t understand the need to play the “who has it worse” game. Can’t we just acknowledge that its a shitty time for a lot of people for reasons that are sometimes similar and sometimes different?   

makeover groupies (???!!!)

This is the video that convinced me to download TikTok. It will always be one of my favorites.

This shit is nuts

“Friends say this move has turned into a nightmare,” the source says. “This is the toughest period they’ve had so far without a No Doubt.”

There was a Marvel Comics writer (now an editor) who pretended to be Japanese for a couple of years. He used a Japanese pseudonym and even gave interviews in character.

I feel like I’m back in mid-aughts Harry Potter fandom

This story reads like it was created through a 2020 bingo generator.

I once walked into a cocaine drug deal going on...

There is no way I’m reading these entries. I’m still traumatized from the “Worst Thing You’ve Seen On Public Transportation” post.

I DON’T HATE ANCHOVIES IT’S ART!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yep, it’s a wonder we survived into adulthood. When I was little, we lived in a townhousing development with a little playground at the end of our row. It was winter and I was playing alone, and the teeter-totter was frozen to the ground so I thought it would be fun to walk up it. I don’t actually remember the point…

I once gave myself a serious corneal abrasion when I jammed a hockey-stick shaped piece of moulded plastic into my eye. It happened as I was being given a tour of a facility that required hard hats and protective eyewear for visitors. Yes, I almost blinded myself with the arm of a pair of safety glasses.

THIS 👏 BITCH 👏

Picture it, Los Angeles, 2006. I had just moved here literally the day before. I saw a listing in probably backstage or something about a model open call, so I go. It’s at the Crowne Plaza in West LA, where parking was like $50 a day or something, so I park at this lot across the street, thinking,…