Does Jameis Winston know about this place?

Because she represents the future of the Democratic party. She’s going to be the Democratic nominee for President eventually. It won’t be for a few election cycles, but it’ll happen. She can sell her platform and she can drag the shit out of somebody who tries to undermine it. You know when somebody says something…

I probably should have specified that I’m a woman too. The hollywood dating pool seems as shallow as the lesbian in a medium sized city

I plan to at some point make sure that my children are at least familiar with the first three Gospels. But I honestly think I want to do it after I’ve introduced them to works like Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter.

The Pelicans have merely joined the upper echelon of vindictiveness and malice, long occupied only by geese

Dude, get over yourself, lest we get into a debate about whether my comment is a genuine indictment of the festering racism that persists in a state that has not elected a single nonwhite person to a statewide office in the last 150 years, or is merely a lighthearted Wednesday night joke.

Bruno Fernando made an enemy out of every man, woman, and child in Nebraska tonight...

Some bigot somewhere wants me to be afraid of trans women coming into the ladies room whereas I fear regular dudes all the time because they’re creepy everywhere.

how could I have forgotten that one? and it even had a solid follow up “Oh, the places you’ll go” comment!

He doesn’t owe us an explanation.

welcome back

congrats to Splinter for bringing this to light, showing once again that sunlight is the best way to combat Ricketts

Soulja Boy, real name DeAndre Cortez Way, came outside and, Kayla alleges, punched her, kicked her to the ground, tied her to a chair using an extension chord in his garage and left her there for six hours.

Jack Nicholson fell into this queso and came out as the Joker

That’s straight-up Roger Rabbit Dip.

if we still had an EPA that would be declared a Superfund site

“They didn’t believe in you! No one thought you would do it and you proved ALL the haters wrong. He’s too big. He’s too old. His time is up and he’ll never reach as high as he did earlier in his career. And yet, here you are, once again, lighting up the sky. Congrats, big man.”
-Tom Brady, every morning to the sun

I don’t understand the narrative that people doubted this team could win. I don’t think anyone doubted that. I think far more people were resigned to that fact, disgusted by the inevitability, but no one doubted it.

Conducting this experiment was one of the strangest things I’ve done (publicly) in a while. No one was sitting adjacent to me until the 6-ish minute mark, at which point the guy definitely noticed I was timing my fry-eating with my phone’s stopwatch. He ate quickly and left.