Can't wait for all the videos of Trump supporters lighting their own knees on fire. 

Does that make Belichick Sauron, and Tom Brady Smeagol?

First of all, I am thrilled to see a reincarnation of Jezspin. It’s such a good point that excelling in any given field rests on learning the specific vocabulary and language of that world. And the “duck-out-of-water” may be funny (and this was hilarious) but the outsider perspective also highlights what folks more…

You attended a preseason game at MetLife in late August? You’re each already a more dedicated NFL fan than I am.

They didn’t. They now live at Metlife. 

unfortunately any site with more than 3 white people commenting ends up being a “white supremacist website”

This is the problem with GoFundMe. It is a really shitty way to care for people, it is a complete crapshoot if your page will get attention and if it does, and you get a crazy amount of money, there’s no guidance on how it should be spent. Our society would be massively better off with Universal Basic Income,…

No!

I have a lotus because every community college attending white girl has a Buddhist phase.

Still photos of pitchers’ elbows while they’re pitching are always disgusting.

I think we can all agree that spending that much on any edition of a book would be considered Austentatious.

When I was in college I got a 3 lb bag of gummy bears in the mail from my parents and ate the whole thing in a day. The first dump I took was clear. Like absolutely devoid of any color, dark or otherwise. I was terrified.

I bought the big-ass bag of sour patch kids once and ate so many in one sitting that I burned my taste buds and couldn’t taste salt for a month. I still love those delicious fuckers, but I’m a lot more careful now.

Sometimes Kinja offers weird windows into people’s lives.

He only wanted to be friends!

Also, during their playoff game last year, I switched back and forth between the game and The Lion King which was showing at the same time on Freeform. I do not have children.

lol no

Cole, Savannah and Everleigh...ugghhhh. And no surprise, Ladera Ranch is where the Real Housewives originated. 

I’m 99% positive that I’ve read nearly that exact same story in a previous year’s WYTS for a different team.

And now that I’ve fallen down the SNL rabbit hole on Youtube, here are more recent favorites: