Both Snackwells and raisins taste like failed dreams and sadness.

I really like the way Kevin handled himself. He is a great person and a great leader. #RealMVP

The greatest investigative journalism of our era, Ashley Feinberg, found a couple more Extremely Normal father son interactions

And what rough beast, its hour come round at last

it’s easy to mythologize republicans as some sort of monster impervious to any degree of debasement, and that is largely true, but a republican could be forced out of office instantly for things most of us would consider very minor, e.g.:

Yeah, Christine Sinclair.

Somehow I know someone who is involved in the sex industry over here and fun fact, the Tory party conference is effectively the UK’s largest BDSM fest and every year sex workers involved in that scene flood the place because lots of these strong “traditional conservatives” men love nothing more than paying for a woman…

According to Buckley, it sounds like Reimer needs a come-to-Jesus moment. Unfortunately, everyone named Jesus in Boston has already been reported to ICE by their neighbors.

In addition to what Canajun_eh wrote, let’s not forget fear of the unknown, poor physical condition, and an unwillingness to be uncomfortable.

Yeah, the money just picked her up and carried her. :-/

If my parents were tripping over millions, I would still have no desire to cross the Greenland ice caps. I would spend their money on fashion, fancy pets, and trying to become an actress.

Well, time to put my money where my mouth is.

I did. It’s why I clicked on the article.

I HAVE WIND CHIMES FOR MY DING A LING.

I know, right? I was rewatching their marriage ceremony (“Jaguars rule!”) on Youtube the other day and it’s just the best.

I never knew I could feel so moved by someone receiving a shitload of cocaine, but I was.

Cocaine and basically a sex bot (Maximum Derrick!).

I love Jamil as I love everyone on that show but my heart still belongs to Janet.

No, but her sister has eight Oscars and six Emmy Awards, all before the age of 25.