If you read the report, you can clearly see that the victims were his sisters. Jim bob and Michelle are named as the victims parents

I wondered if the girls in question included one or more of his sisters. And then whether they were urged to turn the other cheek. And then I got sad.

I hate to say this, but like...is anyone surprised here? That family is so beyond reprehensible. I’m sure fondling underage girls is ok as long as there’s no gay shit going on.

Yes. The video features Jack Dee.

He is famously curmugeonly and has lived in the UK for decades. But I like BB too so his presence would be nice if very unlikely.

I mean, don’t get me wrong, a pet is an awesome addition to a relationship and is a great way to grow together by taking care of a living being that relies on and loves you both....but it’s not a baby.

THANK YOU. This chick I’m friends with on Facebook got a dog just before Mother’s Day and her boyfriend bought her a friggin’ ring as a Mother’s Day present since she’s the mother of his dog now or whatever.

Yeah, I don’t know what to say when people refer to me as my cat’s “mommy”. I did not birth my cat. I found her outside and let her live with me. She is my bro. My bestie. She’s my “familiar” to use a nerd term.

I just got a dog from a breeder, because 1. six+ months of waiting for the breed, age, or size of dogs I was interested to pop up in shelters was making me impatient, 2. when I did find the aforementioned, the rescues wanted the dog to be the only dog in my home and I have another dog. A friend and I got into a little…

If there’s one thing dealing with the Irish side of my family has taught me, it’s that they’ll really react well to a video of English people telling them what to do.

right? I always get somebody on my friend list who wishes me a happy mothers day....umm I’m not a mother I always respond and they are like, but your a dog mother!!! Umm no. I’m not. I didn’t give birth to these furry weirdos and I can leave them outside all freaking day. Not a parent. Not the same.

The dog sketch is only a couple of degrees away from reality. It’s crazy how people get with their fur children. What was creepy though is how closely the adoption brag-a-thon mirrored some real life conversations I’ve heard about non-fur children.

Ok, honesty time. I couldn’t tell my partner how many people I’ve slept with because somewhere around my late 20s, I stopped counting. It’s not like it was so many that I couldn’t keep track, it just didn’t seem like important information to hold in my head.

It was a typical night out at the bars in Minneapolis & was having a great time talking to a really nice guy. In the middle of a sentence, Josh Hartnett bounds up to the guy and drags him away while shouting, “No. Beer googles, dude. No. Beer goggles. Beer goggles. No. No. No. No. Take off your beer goggles. No. No.…

Jennifer Lopez tried to kill me once. I kinda deserved it.

The worse it got, the more positive feedback I was getting. Inside I was really unhappy, but outside, people were like, ‘Wow, you look great.’”

Every non-Patriots fan:

Or in my family’s case, if you expect to get busted for something crappy you’ve done and don’t want to deal with it, make sure the priest is invited over for the family gathering. My grandmother excelled at this diversion.

They touched on that in the trailer!