Reading the first few sentences, I was sure that that was going to be the case. So disappointed. I even had a song ready and everything.

I don’t think there are any natives. It sounds like it’s a patch of desert that basically supports no life.

No.

“ There has never been a time when an elected official is praised for his “family values” that it does not come back to bite him in the worst way possible. Remember this, family values Republicans. Learn it well. For once. “

Oh yeah that’s what I meant. I should have clarified to exclude her from the “everyone” sorry. Can you imagine the hangovers out there though! I’ll take one ameoba please!

I’ve been waiting for years for it to return in a different spot.

Someone has to tranquilize him, and then a crew of four does it in two hours.

My, she was yar.

Kate the Great! She’s the best!

Last year, I read her book “The Making of The African Queen, Or, How I Went to Africa with Bogart, Bacall, and Huston and Almost Lost My Mind” (what a wonderful title).

I had a baby recently and on my BabyCenter birth board I see obstensibly other new mothers saying that no one should be entitled to leave because it was a choice to get pregnant.

So it’s worse than beating your wife, but not as bad as beating your wife but being caught on tape.

I think there are so many factors at play (besides the obvious fuckery that is the GOP, and all their rhetoric “maternity leave is bad for business! we need to stop entitlements! socialists blerg blerg blerg!”). My current experience, being almost 8 months pregnant, is that the benefit of maternity leave has just…

Oh absolutely! They say that’s why some of my family relocated to America as well. Famine? Colonization? We’ll stick it out. Banshee on your tail? Time to GTFO.

Maybe we could round up both groups and put them on an island together somewhere.

I love it and I really hope Harry immediately starts referring to her as Charlie.

Politicians are too far removed from the populace.

a follow up- want to live in an extremist theological society? move to saudi arabia or iran and leave us alone

For me, Astral Weeks has become the alpha and omega of Morrison’s brilliance (fueled by all the nostalgic/elemental/fanatical attachment I have for it) and this great write up is helping dislodge that situation a bit, so thank you.

That’s actually a pretty awesome idea, the calls thing...