As a 30ish old navigating the mires of online dating…I just know there is a picture of sushi captioned #Nobu on Shake’s dating profile. And I’m sad to know it.

It’s a build your own cult model.

Or the even better EFFUSIVE very well intentioned congratulations on your marriage from very well intentioned professional acquaintances.

It’s probably just clinging to all the money she made.

The only problem with cats on a leash that I have is that my wimp of a dog is afraid of cats. But that really is much more his problem that anyone else’s. The whole incident just sounds insane...

The game in our junior high was for the boys to snap the girls’ exposed thong straps...It was a mess. Skipped that the first time around and I’m happy to send my regrets now as well.

I would never want to throw at a person...but something about just throwing a potato sounds like great stress relief. Just like - get vaccinated and spike a potato in celebration. 

Dear Rest of the USA,

If you’re working in a super sexist environment you don’t have the latitude to “shut down” creeps. Bartender or server. That’s my point. 

Depends on the place...this place was live music/cocktail place where the owner only hired brunettes. Brunettes “were smart enough to hustle for tips/extra drink orders”. Blondes only worked in his other businesses....a unique place to say the least.

For me it was a VERY large (6'3" or taller) older customer coming up behind me and asking if he could be my sugar daddy. I tried to laugh it off and say he couldn’t afford me. So he started counting out hundreds....thank god for kitchens to hide in. I could have never made it as a bartender.

A lot of controlling/abusive relationships start out with a whirlwind romance and love bombing. I’m just going to guess it was a while before the real monster comes out. Boiling frog story and all that. https://www.health.com/relationships/love-bombing-emotional-abuse

As a formerly conventionally attractive 20 something who did just that one New Year’s Eve - it does happen. Girl codes got broken and I damned sure wasn’t flushing my overpriced ticket and party dress down the drain for the evening.

The Baldwins...bringing pure South Shore Long Island energy to the world since the 80's.

I mean....chicks and those highly specific unprompted bomb threat reports....guys gotta be careful these days. Could happen to anyone....

Haha it was kind of fun - gotta be honest. I pride myself on having a “neutral” accent normally....but I would just channel a girl that started off an advanced level Spanish language presentation with an Elle Woods style “Hola y’all!”. Vapid sorority girl cosplaying at its’ finest.

Completely true. I did a stint working with a family in Catalunya and would speak Castilian with them (as my Catalan was non-existent). They would ask me to speak Castilian with a more prominent American accent when we were out in public to make it clear to that they HAD to speak Castilian - not that they wanted to…

My first impression as well...then you get into the “no -actually they are super WASPs” realization and start re-watching the videos she posted. Then you shake your head and repeat for a bit. It’s such a mind boggling thing - the first natural reaction is to assume there must be some basis in fact. 

A non-NYer that I’m talking to let me know he was reading articles on James Dolan to better understand me. Just might be a keeper...

As the 9 year old that was the only person on the Blockbuster rental waiting list for this tape’s arrival. YES. Yes I do.