That accent though......I mean. Oy. 

It was like a wink nod footnote. Such a weird scary thing happening there. Those women have dead eyes. And he has shark sociopath cult leader eyes. Send in the de-programmers!!

Can I please discuss “Doc” Antle’s cult with someone...how is that not getting more talked about. HE IS RUNNING A TIGER SEX CULT.

It’s been hard finding resources to determine how long to self quarantine though (for mild symptoms w/o confirmed exposure). As a young healthy person I woke up this morning with a slight cough and sniffles....so stayed home from work today.

I was talking to a guy on a dating app who had the “This was too slutty” take. Glad to get that type of thinking out before you meet someone...saves me some makeup.

I loved this summation. I read Yen’s desire for a child as a continuation of her trying to find unconditional love/her narcissism.

I’m sorry but if someone grabbed me that quickly and yanked I’d be a little freaked out too. The dude is 80 something for crying out loud....

This is the first time hearing that Javanka are in charge of something gives me a sense of deep, peaceful relief.

I was 20 and spent the evening strolling around a beautiful medieval city with a very handsome slightly older guy. It was the first date I’d had where I felt like the guy was keeping up with me - no need to “dumb down” my interests and thoughts. After a very long date we were just sitting on my front steps talking for…

Absolutely agree...but I’m sure most people would prefer almost any other match up. That would be some extreme nose holding on my part.

I was referencing his tweet saying “NYC HATES HIM”. https://www.politico.com/story/2019/05/16/de-blasio-campaign-donald-trump-1328257

Native New Yorker here - I resent this so much because it makes Trump right on something. We do HATE De Blasio! 

We don’t have confirmation that the FBI has spoken to Trump’s kids yet - right? That leaves Ivanka free and clear if she hasn’t lied to the Feds or Congress? I’m really hoping she had to speak to the FBI and they’ve somehow just kept that under wraps.

Looking that good at that age is obviously witchcraft. Some people are freaked out by the thought of Pharrell and Jennifer Lopez being practitioners of the dark arts. I say if following the Dark Lord helps - more power to you and your demonic minions!

I guess it depends on the person - I find my accent speaking my native language remains unchanged however when I’m speaking a second language I’m mirroring the accent of whoever I’m talking to after about 10 minutes.

Linday Lohan’s attempted accent upgrade is a reminder that we should just be happy with what we get. Even if it is a Long Island accent.

It’s not the punishment we need - but the punishment we deserve.

The only way to find meaning on a trip to Long Island is to sit on the 2:45am eastbound drunk train and watch who gets pizza grease spilled on them by the crying drunk girl walking up and down the train and who doesn’t. Truly an exercise in life’s futility. And there will always be a crying drunk girl with…

Sometimes people with straight hair visiting me will ask if they can borrow a hair brush. And then I laugh at them.

It depends what part you’re in. There is more of a tea culture in the Northeast - hot tea is less of a thing in the South.