I've been waiting ALL DAY for the Jezebel response. I knew as soon as I saw the headline that it would end up here.

Madonna should never act in anything again. Heaven knows I adore her gorgeous old bones, but homegirl is better off behind the camera.

To be fair, that's the absolute worst Bond film by everyone's ranking.

She was hilarious in League of Their Own but terrible, and I mean heinous, in Die Another Day. (I mean, yes, it was James Bond, but still.) IDK if she's ready to throw down with Miss Angela, Miss Cathy, and Miss Jessica. I'm thinking they'd snarf her chops alive.

So many people fail to grasp that you you can love someone who is completely awful. He loves his daughter; it's normal.

That doesn't make her innocent.

I know this comment itself will be in "The Greys" but I just want to take a moment to remind — nay, BEG, my fellow Jezebels:

Just wanna also say kudos to the Kansas City Star for their continued coverage of this. They are also the ones who have been riding the MO Children's Division for the corruption and negligence that has led to disgustingly brutal (and preventable) deaths of children up there.

100% hip hop and Indian music. Nothing in the world has a better bass line and beats to get you moving like bhangra. Nothing.

I'm running my own first marathon on the 20th—kick some butt, Erin!

What woman looks pleasant after vigorous exercise? After a run, I look like Satan's butt.

I read this and my brain says, "Of course thigh gaps are ridiculous and another physical attribute that women are trying to attain for men."

I have to admit that I love how much more comfortable I am in my 30s than I was when I was younger. I'm still admittedly obsessed with skin care and sun protection, but aside from that I've learned to be way more comfortable with my body. I just had to go to a destination wedding, and had a moment while swimming…

Yeah, I have a thigh gap, and it is 100% because I have wide hips. I am not particularly skinny, nor fit, I just have those child-bearin' hips!

According to my superreligious family, it's been the end times since I was about 2.

Oh, Michelle.

True story: before seeing this thread, I went to google "who appointed Justice Scalia?" I typed in "who appoint-" and the very first result was "who appointed Scalia". So a lot of people are clearly confused as to how this douche bag became one of the nine people in charge of the future of the country.

People more intelligent than me also believed in bloodletting and a geocentric universe.

I like to think if the biblical Jesus existed and if he comes back, he looks for people like this jackass to line up first against the wall.

Saying "Fuck you" is too obvious, isn't it?

But the question remains: where the fuck would one wear a menstruating vagina shirt?