And the Rock joyously singing along to Taylor Swift. That made this my new favorite show. Hands down. There hasn’t been a more joyous moment captured on the small screen since those miners escaped in Chile.

If you are a female from Long Island you’re going to date AT LEAST two Mikes. I strongly feel like I’m low balling that number.

There is a very specific formula to avoiding getting puked on though.

Fresh flowers always brighten up a room - I’d take ‘em. As long as Trump was NOT in that room as well.

Seriously though - Law & Order and SVU have respectively covered this about 2 or 3 times. Plunk these administrators down for a Sunday marathon 5 years ago and this would have been covered.

We blamed the neighbor’s dog. It was hard not to laugh as the dog was subjected to repeat interrogations over the next 6 months.

I just don’t understand how Piyush “Bobby” Jindal doesn’t seem to understand that the vitriolic racists he is pandering to aren’t going to vote for another brown man with a foreign name again.

That movie has so many wonderful life lessons - shave a mustache and rehabilitate a dictator for starters.

You’ve reminded me what #1 on my Christmas list needs to be this year.

Why so many clothes on sexy man....but so few on sexy women in Maxim? Idris wears the ever loving HELL out of a suit...but I wouldn’t mind one wet t-shirt shot as well.

Anyone else have mandated NFP classes if they want to get married in a Catholic Church? I think a support group is needed after that shit.

I believe the Shawrzenegger/Kennedy divorce blew that theory to hell.

I can no longer tolerate the besmirching of Fran Fine’s reputation. Mr. Sheffield was VERY single and it is incredible he resisted the dulcet tones of Flushing’s Songbird for that many seasons.

I hate to cheer for a train wreck - but goddammit this is America and if we can’t cheer on self-made disaster caused by willful stupidity then what is the point of living here.

Ahh - I guess I always travel in dresses/skirts that more closely resemble pjs than real clothes - so changing for me is pretty quick at the airport.

Specifically for over night flights or when I’m traveling longer than a work day (8+ hours) - a fresh pair of underwear to change into after a long flight. That and being able to brush/floss my teeth makes me feel human again.

I feel like this sometimes works against bigger/taller guys - just from a visual perspective.

If I ever do have to kill someone - I really hope their trunk has a similar “item” list. No disputing the “justified” part of that killing.

SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE 39 IN THAT MOVIE?? Seriously eff that guy.

The only way we considered a purebred dog was a greyhound or some other “working” dog bred for health and functionality rather than looks alone. There is a lot to be said for RESPONSIBLE breeding.