Amen! It’s like some greater plot to impose this new definition of “motherhood” - it creeps me out on multiple levels. I’m all for being a crazy dog person - but not a dog parent.

The “dog mom” thing is so spot on. I’ll never say anything to the people who refer to themselves as pet parents - but I will correct anyone who refers to me as my beloved furball’s “Mommy”. I bought my dog and can leave him in a cage when I go out drinking at night. Either of those things would get me arrested if I…

Pettifleur? Were her ancestors shanghaied French criminals? Is that a real name?

Watching Soledad O’Brien humor this idiot used to be one of the highlights of my day.

I really wish I could have Pitbull for a life coach - he makes everything sound positive. He almost already is since my Pandora “Workout Station” basically has just evolved to only being Pitbull and Calle 13.

Agreed. My SO and I agreed very early on that the only number of sexual partners that mattered for us was the number AFTER we decided to be together exclusively. The fact that zero isn’t really a number was discussed too...

But...Irish Catholic grannies are never wrong....I don’t understand.

Hearing the initial judgement over the radio made my laugh out loud with glee. And yes I am a bitter Jets fan.

Exactly my point - talking about not talking is just as bad as talking!

An Irish-Catholic family talking about major problems?

I’m sure then he can recruit some natives to work the land for them in return for him

Glad to hear I’m not alone. The ministry of straight politicians converting gay man back to God’s lovely righteousness by having sex with them really needs a documentary. I would watch it.

Does it make me a bad person to have been hoping the intern was a guy? For some reason I love the just utter hypocrisy of the anti-gay politician having an affair with a guy being exposed.

We felt the same way when my teenaged little sister started hanging out with a 25 year old man. And by 25 year old man I mean her 17 year old friend Becky who had a nose ring.

I live in a very big summer tourist spot - yelp reviews are my way of helping to make sure good new local owned businesses appear on the radar of all that sweet sweet tourist money.

I think everyone but Hepburn was - she was quite smug about abstaining and sticking to bottled water. Then it turned out the bottled water was the equivalent to drinking local well water and getting drunk was the wiser choice.

Her ability to be impossibly sharply dressed AND athletic while still being an absolute lady is my life goal.

While the vessel may fade - the sass lives on forever.

This gif has made my ever loving night. Thank you.

Our 30lb mutt hairball/tornado of love and/or destruction is going to the doggy resort for our wedding. He gets to play with other puppies all day and hang out outside. We get to have our clothes/shoes remain in one piece.