So you mean my plan of constantly (but not in a stalker way) walking my adorable dog in front of Taylor's beach house till she comes down to say "OMG what a cute dog! Let's be friends forever and I'll take you to Cannes with me!" might NOT WORK? That's it - I give up. Back to my normal non-millionaire friends and…

Very interesting to know - at least they are putting their money where their mouth is. I'm more thinking of the politicians that legislate this stuff though - bloody hypocrites.

You're missing out on our key policy points right now -

As someone who can barely manage to get a pair of earrings in most days - do you think that Solange is ever exhausted by being so stylish 24/7? Or does she just exist on a natural plane of fabulousness that is effortless?

I prefer my bald rappers with a bit more social consciousness and romantic tunes. Exhibit A: Residente of Calle 13

Now let's not be gluttons for punishment here...I'm sure Geno has a great internship at his local car dealership all lined up for next year.

Don't forget the D-List wife who would spend the entire season creating drama in a last ditch attempt to get on Real Housewives of New York and resurrect her dead career. I like this plan - the Daily News headlines would write themselves.

Cheers!

It's probably part of my Jets fan Stockholm Syndrome that I still like Rex despite it all...

Oh God he's coming to the Jets.

Am I the only one who is disappointed about the missed opportunity of having Tim Riggins and Matthew McConaughey shirtless and drinking beer together. TEXAS FOREVER!!! ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT!

This man has obviously never met the MULTITUDES of bad ass, independent, intelligent and EMPLOYED Turkish women who live in his country. It must be very difficult for his aides to hide them all from him.

Ab cleavage??!!

Looking back I respect it - at the time I wanted to pull a Carrie on that sorority.

At my southern school we had pledging sorority members try to excuse not doing their group project work because they were so busy with Rushing (I'm sure I'm screwing up the terminology). Our professor had none of it and gave our entire group a D.

Thank you for the movie recommendation - definitely searching that now!

Hold on now - TAX EXEMPT?! They get to declare themselves a church? I want in on this. Is there a minimum member requirement? What if my church holds the true word of God to be that just my puppy and I can go to heaven. That would explain just two members..right? No more taxes here we come!

Yes - just keep building up your hopes Eagles fans. That worked out great for all of us Jets fans. We even excused this with a "Well he's paying homage to Namath"

I could see Disney wanting to avoid showing their stars giant mountains of cocaine too early...that is for after they're out of the Kingdom.

As a Jets fan - This is the first thing to truly make me smile and laugh with joy all season. God bless them all and the work they do.