Captain Sig for the win. For all the wins. After spending years facing the cold depths of the Bering Sea I think he is the best prepared to stare into the soulless depth of the Donald and emerge triumphant.

Exactly - I hadn't been so upset when they signed Tebow since they signed Favre. Then they signed Vick.

I do think some people can become more attractive when they open their mouths. The opposite is also true. (Which is why I have consciously chosen to NEVER hear Cristiano Ronaldo speak.)

Can't dispute this one - after not realizing it for awhile I noticed that I never seriously dated any one with bad teeth. Physically they were all complete opposites. Dentally they could have been clones.Seriously - not even a cavity among the lot of them.

I'd like to see a TV special consisting of hyper competitive (nice way to say scarily high functioning sociopaths obsessed with winning) retired athletes pitted against each other playing mundane games. Ex - Michael Jordan vs. Derek Jeter at checkers. Kobe Bryant vs. Tiger Woods at croquet. Wayne Gretzky vs. Roger…

It's more a mass delusion at this point....we almost beat the Patriots sort of and "Next stop the playoffs! Turn around time". It was almost merciful of the Bills to take this dream around back and put it out of its' misery.

They are like roaches - unkillable and everywhere. (They look great on some people - but it really seems like the only option offered nowadays) I've been to multiple stores that just stared blankly when I asked for "not strapless" as my only requirement. I can't be the only one who doesn't have enough cleavage to …

I would be afraid to say that to a group of men- especially at that hour. Did you have pepper spray/were other people around?

Oh God - that should have been on the wedding video - A GRITS BAR for NY Irish Catholics?! My family would have started arguing with the caterer - no doubt.

Yeesh - my family was content enough with the invention of a "mashed potato bar" at weddings.

Not sure on banshees / "the little people". My older relatives are super super convincing.... I'd rather just not piss off any possible powers that be.

I was thinking that as well - this kid literally had no opportunity for exposure to a different worldview. Still awful to say but she has no context/chance...maybe she'll be like the WBC kids that got out and educated themselves. I think those kids went to public school though?

Chicken served at a beautiful outdoor Southern wedding for the meal. Utensils provided that were basically fork/knife shaped Popsicle sticks in both strength and usefulness. God damned Pinterest didn't account for people actually attempting to use the "eco friendly" knives to cut into chicken breast. The meal did not…

I'm guessing maybe Pimp my Ride was just too difficult to dub so they said "ahh screw it - just air it in English"

I did get into one REALLY soapy 2-hour drama called Muhtesem Yuyzil (Suleyman the Magnificent)...but it was only on once a week. Spanish soap operas are FAR superior though - "Sin Tetas No Hay Paraiso" is my all time favorite.

This was the ONLY sitcom in English I could find during a recent month long stay in a foreign country.

I just remember my younger brother and cousin (ages 6&7) sitting in the back seat of the car going through the stages of a surge high.

Is it too much to hope that Sir Elton officiated?

The nuns showed us a live birth video in lieu of sex ed. Traumatized me long enough to put off sex / furiously research any and all contraception options before considering sex.

Yes. Very much yes.