Oh McNulty - I still want to fix you and get sloppy drunk with you simultaneously- despite the baggage and inner turmoil. Run away with me and we can try to save another Mid-Atlantic city together - Camden beckons us!

Not the picture I was expecting with that headline.....not at all. Maybe something along these lines would make me risk me career and freedom...

Any time the Jets are actually in the playoffs or close to being competitive my Dad and I without fail will discuss how it would almost just be better for them to just lose already and not raise our hopes to much. I'll always be a Jets fan though.

I once had an evil evil manager that was a former server but once she was promoted went power mad and actively tried to ruin my life for a while.

Agreed. That or she is subliminally advertising for bathing in blood of virgins and/or unicorns daily to maintain surreal hotness.

That works too.

To quote my parent's approach to most modern facts and child rearing advice "You guys turned out fine - don't worry so much."

Sin Tetas No Hay Paraiso!! Best telenovela ever!! Apparently this woman is also a fan of that show. I however preferred to watch it with a class of wine - didn't take it as far as getting my own cocaine tetas.

That's not Reese - that is Laura Jeanne right there. Let's get white wine drunk together sometime Laura Jeanne...we could eat cheese and talk shit about everyone.

Very true...kind of doesn't leave much room for satire anymore. Tough to make idiots look dumber than they already are.

The sad part is that it is entirely plausible for someone to say that and for her to just nod along while smiling vacantly. Unfortunately I spend a lot of time on Facebook doing that (hey racist older relatives!).

I picture that the Bieber's bodyguards sound just like Grizz and Dotcom and their diaries are full of existentialist musings "Today I prevented Legolas from punching the Boy King - 4 years of abstract musical theory study at Juilliard and this is my lot. My spirit was with the elf - though my reaction was not."

My Dad used jezebel as a term for the girls who were bullying my 8 year old self. I had no clue what he meant then - but I really get a kick out of reading this site regularly now. Sometimes it is hard for Dads to catch up with the times... I'd cut him some slack if it wasn't a constant thing.

Crap headlines like this make my upcoming trip to that country much more miserable. My parents read a headline and freak out. I told them they're just like the Tea Party politicians here saying crazy things....but Turkey is still a secular nation. NOT HELPING Mr. Arinc!!!

I found "My Cousin Vinny" had the best explanation.

I mean Coors/bud light is like a soft drink almost!

Yes to this! Just said something very similar in fact. I'm almost surprised to hear that someone from Alexandria was claiming being Southern at all - usually it is "I'm not Southern (by Southern they mean redneck) - I'm from NoVa!"

Maybe stereotypical Southern culture starts a bit more to the South - but the Mason-Dixon is a common geographic point of reference. I went to school with a lot of kids who would swear they weren't Southern because they were from "NORTHERN Virginia". My viewpoint on that claim is if your state capitol was the capitol…

Not dumbest customer - but I nominate my 16 year old self for dumbest server award. While working at a somehow popular/hated/frequently bankrupt North Eastern ice cream/food chain in New York I had a customer ask me "Y'all got grits here?".

Ohhh that one is even better!! There you go! Hallelujah!