Just did a quick Google search - the old Testament has got you covered.

I'm still just waiting for the bold graduate that declares his/her self incorporated and then says repayment of loans is against their religion.

Every word that leaves Jamie Dornan's mouth that isn't in his brogue makes me sad. That voice/accent is a gift to humanity and shouldn't be only wasted on when he is playing a scary serial killer.

I'm scared to ask - but AB/DL stands for??

The high waist SUPER short shorts that are popular this summer/year REALLY look like adult diapers to me. I can't shake that thought now - especially when they are the white denim. Anyone else?

Would incorporating my uterus then return the rights that it lost to my employers today? I could name it something pleasing like "No Babies 4 Us LLC". I mean - we couldn't have one corporation forcing another corporation to do something - that is the free market right there....

Smart dog!

Very true - just a few common sense steps everyone should be taking haha! On the upside at least there are lots of unwanted large dogs in shelters just waiting for their home/person to protect in shelters (slightly easier than the other list items).

Very true. I asked my SO to lend me his pocket knife for me to carry with me while I'm living in **insert country where I don't speak the language** for a month by myself. He thought I was being absolutely paranoid.

This is why I got a very large dog. He is an absolute sweetie - but growls at any strange men that come in the house a bit till they've proven they're not a threat (aka - given him a cookie or I've introduced them properly) and when he barks he sounds like the hound from hell. Slightly paranoid of me -but I do feel…

Public university = public info alumni_link@jmu.edu

There is something deeply satisfying about a good angry letter to the right people - I have to say.

I graduated a few years after you - (luckily for me as frats were NOT my scene) I found that there were so many social options/parties other than frats that students had every night. Sounds different than other southern schools I've heard of. No one threw a party like the international students because BHANGRA!

Around 75% of the student body in Virginia state universities must be comprised of Virginia state residents. Non-Virginians just stand out more to Virginians (accents etc...) - I think that leads to your very common misperception. This link shows the UVA percentage - first I could find with a quick google search http:/…

I mean - in the unlikely event that the campus rent-a-cops are checking the IDs of every drunk guy in a polo at the tailgate (it's like counting grains of sand at the beach).

I really regret that there was no widespread discussion on the inadequacy of the punishment for these rules while I was there..... I was very clueless on it as well.

It's not a dominant part - I walked into my first/last frat party and walked out after 20 minutes because the giant Confederate flag hanging on the wall scared me. And the general douchiness. But it is definitely still there and active.

Same here.

Yes. Same exact feelings here. I did a "woohoo" when we weren't on the first list.

If you knew JMU you'd know that banning the frat-bros from coming home and blacking out at the Homecoming Tailgate is a fate worse than death. That probably upset them more than assaulting a blacked out woman.