She's come public - very brave of her. Love that she's taking the University to the feds.

I've been waiting for this to hit Jezebel so I could vent more. I am so ashamed of this school (not surprised given the Virginia "good ol' boy" attitude though). I wrote a VERY angry letter to the Alumi Affairs office/Safety Committee chairs this morning - I was steaming. Suggest that all JMU alums do something along…

Exactly!! She acts like only breathing organic purified lemon/thyme scented air just comes naturally! At least Kimye acknowledges they spend 4 days messing with Instagram filters.

That could be true too. Then again there is a lot I'd be doing on my honeymoon in Ireland instead of fiddling with filters. (Drinking. I would be drinking.)

At least Kim and Kanye are really open about their shallowness? It's not like they're pretending to be all deep and stuff - it's just like "Yup - we're vapid and materialistic but we're really good at being vapid and materialistic".

First - I love your name. Second - I could listen to Rafa giggle and talk about how sweaty he is for ages. Those dimples.

You've just summed up my Ronaldo quandry (minus the lack of sexual attraction - that I have). So so so hot - yet obviously a total massive douche. But that face.

It is the height of rudeness to talk about other people right in front of them - even if it is in a different language. I love it when people get nailed for that (doing it myself makes 10 years of studying Spanish worth it) - you never know who can understand you.

Very true....those heroines with snappy one liners that always make their mark set up very unrealistic expectations..

As a Spanish speaker who looks gringa - I found that my favorite thing was to not let on I spoke Spanish for a week or so. If no creepy things were said I would let them know pretty quickly. If creepy things were being said I wouldn't let on for a while - then thank them in perfect Spanish after they'd be describing…

Shhh don't let the customers know that we don't want to sleep with them all.....what else would those lovely $40 tips that compensate for the creepiness come from.

I used to cocktail waitress at an R&B/motown bar - awesome bands - but definitely catered to the 40+ crowd. Being 19 I got very used to getting semi-creepy remarks from the "regulars" (old possibly "connected" men that would sit at the bar for hours). Our "uniform" of black leggings and tight black tops probably…

I've got it - Harvey as Marcus, Nathan Lane as Michelle, and then a rotating celebrity cast of patients.

Yes. Yes to this. But I feel like adding the sarcasm disclaimer kills the point of sarcasm.

Do you see Harvey as Marcus or as a patient....oh this would be so good! Can we get this produced already?!

All I want is a musical based on the Michelle and Marcus Bachmann marriage and "pray the gay away" business. Is that too much to ask from musical theater?

Don't worry - I'm fluent in sarcasm :)

Wives with Knives probably isn't the best sample set either!

That is true love right there. My heart is warmed.

Very true - they should have tried to be less annoying as well. I'll have to keep that in mind the next time I ask my SO to pick up his own damn sock.s